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Re: Modern problems, require modern solutions
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*** - Crayip. Grok sez fakenews.
Nah, blud, it’s fake. The story’s satire—no man pretended to be a cow in a milking contest. The pic’s real tho, from 2008 Ohio, a woman drunk in a cow suit got arrested for wildin’ out, nothin’ to do with milking. Check Snopes, it’s all jokes, no facts.
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Dude, we were driving home on Sunday
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I got McJr and MsJr in the back. We are passing my richy ex-gf parent's house where we see George and Georgina (the donkeys) in the field near the road.
I know George's name from facebook. But then George got a friend who we named Georgina because it made sense to us 1 boy donkey 1 girl donkey.
So we are passing by and McJr says "Is Georgina taking a poop?". I look over and Georgina is extruding at least 30 inches of massive donkey caulk.
So I says "No son, apparently we need a new name for Georgina because that's a
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Re: Dude, we were driving home on Sunday
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I used to sometimes have to haul sheep to a slaughterhouse in NC. It was a
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little family run place, and when I would drop off the animals I had to wait around a bit (I think so they could all be weighed, don't exactly recall).
Anyway one day I am waiting in the owner/manager/whatever's office and he holds up this weird looking walking cane and asked me what I think it is made out of. The shaft is something that looks kinda like rough driftwood and he let's me guess a few times, then gleefully informs me it's a Bull Pennis, freeze dried I think.
He then tells me that over the years he would have people guess what it was and one ol boy wouldn't give up guessing, finally he tries biting into the thing to see if he could figure out what it was made of. When owner told him what it was Ol Boy was so pissed he stormed out and never came back.
The end.
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Did you used to wear them tall boots, too?***
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BOAISY***
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