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So... pigs?
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Jun 5, 2025, 12:55 AM
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Or at least all the goodies you have of red.
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Re: Circlin back here, fellas
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Her: "come in for some cheesecake". Yeahbuddy: "I don't eat
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Jun 5, 2025, 8:12 AM
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cheesecake but sure could go for some tuna if ya nomesayin".
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Since cheesecake is a bottom tier dessert
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I consider her offer a red flag
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Unfriend
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I agree with the New Mexican but only because
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Jun 5, 2025, 8:37 AM
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ALL dessert is bottom tier food.
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OK OK OK, I can kinda get with you here, but a good Cheesecake takes
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some real skill to make. And it is f*cking delicious.
But yes, dessert is below main courses. A nice cheese plate can fuck right off though.
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So ONE day after National Cheese Day and you're letting it fly against cheese?
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Well, I will fight you barefoot in a Georgia Walmart parking lot in August over this, so pick one and put it on your Outlook calendar.
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This is the reason that "fill in the blank" left!!!!********
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Now that you mention it, I wood make an exception for
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mslovin's shaker brownies. Would eat them as the main course though. Prolly a marlboro red for dessert.
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Re: Trump wrong.gif
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Did you tongue punch her fart box?***
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Follow-up: Quadrant I, II, III, IV
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or the dreaded, "at the origin"?
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That's too detailed. It should look like this
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Tell us more about the cheesecake? Homemade New York Style? She top it
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Jun 5, 2025, 8:35 AM
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with fruit?
Was it one of those cheapo no-bake cheesecakes with cherry filling? Eff that noise.
Was it like a chocolate cheesecake?
Something fancy with a sprig of mint?
I am DYING to know more.
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It is a carrot cake cheesecake that is not homemade from a
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well known bakery in town.
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hmmmm, I love carrot cake and I love cheesecake so I am thinking that I need her
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to also invite me over for cheesecake
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You yadda yadda-ed over the best part.
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Oh...I mentioned the cheesecake.
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Re: You yadda yadda-ed over the best part.
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The visual here has haunted me since last night.***
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Re: Circlin back here, fellas
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I know right?
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They must have really taken their time eating that carrot cake cheesecake.
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Re: For the first 57 minutes we just
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Dude
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Cuddling and talking about plants is how she ended up dripping splew in the loo.
I always had pretty good success with tickle fights.
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So that is why you always yell "TICKLE FIGHT" and start tickling me?
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Why don't you just be honest with what you want. I am very competitive and always just try to win the tickle fight. I never knew there was an ulterior motive.
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DOG ATTACK!***
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She likes plants? I'm sure custom BBI propagation stands will
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increase your odds of having a 3 way. Now, she may request I be the other one, I can't help ya there.
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Re: She likes plants? I'm sure custom BBI propagation stands will
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You are a few more bangs away from watering her plants when she is out
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Of town. Probably have to feed the cats too
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Only 4 words of advice with this doe-eyed southern belle nurse.......
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She keeps buying and eating those carrot cake cheesecakes without sharing and
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she's gonna be dough-eyed!!!!
Nomsaying?
FAT!!!
Big Back
Rotund
Obese
Eager to please
Willing to put anything in her mouth
pass
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Okay, so I been running around this morning
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and haven't had a chance to thoroughly provide the deets. Two things, she had a pair of perfect, fake D's with excellent symmetry and great nips. Secondly, I almost broke my dink by trying to long-stroke and bang her back when she was on top. It hurt, but luckily no bruising.
So as I'm getting close to arriving, I ask her if she's on the pill. She says no and to just come on her stomach. Which is cool. Then at the last minute she says, and I #### you not, "I want you to explode inside of me" and I did. Then she said she would get Plan B in the morning, which was cool. Am I getting babby trapped?
Here is the text exchange:
Her:
Good morning handsome. How’s the manhood this am?? I’ve been worried about him 😆🤦🏻♀️
So I looked at my calendar and my last period was May 12, so today is day 25. Fertile window is day 9-12. I’m normally every 26-28 days like clockwork so I’m definitely out of that window for any risk of getting pregnant and should start Saturday or Sunday but if you’d feel more comfortable I’ll take one today. Plan B is just sooooo bad for you and really hard on your body but I understand if you’re worried. Whatcha think?
Hope you’re having a good day too 
The risk is like 1% but I’ll just take one
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Haha my little guy is fine. No damage done. 🤣 things happen when you start tossing each other around.
I don't want you to feel like crap or do any damage, just want you to do what you think is right for you. I'm not worried particularly, just want you to know I'll support whatever and if you decided to do that you shouldn't foot the bill
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Little?!?! Don’t be disrespecting him like that 😅 He’s Mr. Big.
I appreciate your concern. You are so easy to talk to. I think I’m gonna roll the dice and not take it. I honestly think we’re in the clear. If I was remotely worried I would but I know my body and I think it’s A-okay 😄 I’ve always tracked it like I track my oil changes and air filter. I’m weird. I write everything down in my notes section.
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DAAAAADDY WE GO CHICKFILAY?
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Yeahbuddy!
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Oh, well I left out the most important part.
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I only ate 2 bites and it was delicious, and left the cheesecake at her house so I could come back under the pretense of eating said cheesecake. My excuse was "I'm on a cut right now and can't have that in the house", but she knew what I was setting up. I'm no amateur
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Bawce let me tell you something.
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She's trying to get pregnant. And if'n this time didn't do it, the next time or two may.
A MF not trying to get pregnant would at minimum be on bc or require a rubber and at max both.
Neither? Shiiiiiid mah jigga. You in a trap....just that, TRAP. Go'on an marinate on that for a minute (cue the trumpets).
The next 4 years you and somebody's daughter raisin your own youngins.
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That's a beautiful thang
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then a great Big Boi line....
"But the United Parcel Service and the people at the post office didn't call you back because you had cloudy piss"
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I can fix her***
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After a bit more #### isis of this text exchange,
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congrats on fatherhood!
She says out of the risk window.
Then puts it at 1%.
After that she goes on about how gd bad plan B is for her. Like an alleged unwanted babby isn't worse.
Next, she asks YOUR opinion. Like dafuck kind of opinion should you have that matters at this point?
Then says she'll roll the dice.
Says she honestly thinks she's in the clear.
And goes on about "how well she knows her body".
Grade A setup for some great defiance of odds that ends up in child support for 18 years for you.
Bro, she asked for you to nut in her. That doesn NOTHING for her other than 12 monthly payments for 18 years.
You are F'd my dude.
Can I get red's number now?
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Re: After a bit more #### isis of this text exchange,
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Yo, my man. Heed my advice as the one married to a nurse with 5 kids.
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Do not....and I mean DO NOT...trust the "internal clock" timing birth control. That has failed us twice already. Either I have super potent sperm, or it's a lot more plausible than you think.
Also, if she's over 28, she's craving that baby, no matter what she says. Even lesbians dream and ponder of birthing and raising a child. It's subconsciously planted in every femail's head.
Now, back to our regularly scheduled program.
WEAR THA PIGS AT????
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This one gets me right in the feels. 3 kids. 2 (TWO) of them
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while "on birth control".
And this hooker is using the calendar "method" lol.
He fittin to have twins.
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man now yall makin me nervous***
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Don't listen to these idiots
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Agreed
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we used the rhythm method too, and it worked to the tune of five kids
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Your addiction to milk didn't help things***
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Re: Your addiction to milk didn't help things***
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I wonder how much bigger her size D fake milkers will get?***
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Eighteen years, eighteen years
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She got one of your kids, got you for eighteen years
I know somebody payin' child support for one of his kids
His baby mama car and crib is bigger than his
You will see him on TV any given Sunday
Win the Super Bowl and drive off in a Hyundai
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Yessir. Homeboy was telling her about his job AND side hustle.
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Now he'll be telling a judge about it.
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This is true, but to be fair she's a
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charge nurse at an upscale facility so probably makes as much as I do.
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That won't be a factor in child support.
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Alimony? Yes. But ya'll ain't married.
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Charge nurse gets like maybe a $2 per hour premium?
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I don't remember, but it's pretty meaningless. Without OT, I wouldnt think she's pulling 6 figures, but is probably making a decent $85K or so.
Unless she's a NP and not just an RN.
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Re: Charge nurse gets like maybe a $2 per hour premium?
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PAs, depending on what type of practice or what specialty they have in Hospital probably hit 100k...NP maybe same?
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PA>NP>>RN***
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RN's have to have a Masters. PA I believe might have to have PHd
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Re: RN's have to have a Masters. PA I believe might have to have PHd
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Nah PA just masters with typically ~ 18months clinicals
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is this the new nurse lady?
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cause if you are not bangin a nurse after 3 dates, she may have a pee pee danglin
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Can confirm.
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I was dating a teacher studying to be a nurse.
a) put out by date three.
b) Bugnuts crazy. Borderline personality disorder with an alcoholic kicker.
a) Super sloppy with birth control and don't know how I avoided being locked down with a kid, and I'm somewhat suspecting that was her plan.
These girls fit a mold for sure.
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Re: Circlin back here, fellas
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Jun 5, 2025, 4:25 PM
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This all sounds like a ### dump you will soon be able to tell your kid or kiddos about...Congrats!!
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Orange Elite [5488]
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Re: Circlin back here, fellas
Jun 5, 2025, 4:44 PM
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Haha no its not tax deductible lol.
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Clemson Icon [25821]
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Missed opportunity
Jun 6, 2025, 12:43 AM
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You could bang and finish inside 2-3 more times if you hustle before she needs Plan B.
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Clemson Sports Icon [58262]
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ThisGuyFucks.gif***
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Jun 6, 2025, 12:53 AM
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Clemson Icon [25821]
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I speak from experience***
Jun 6, 2025, 12:54 PM
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