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We have a broken urinal here at work...
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We have a broken urinal here at work...


Aug 9, 2013, 3:24 PM

it will not flush and there is a sign in plain American written above it:

BROKEN! DO NOT USE!

This of course, is like waving a red cape in front of a bull and some gentlemen have taken to pixxing in it anyway and it stinks like heck-fire in there.

I just found the office manager pixxing in the thing, so I said very politely,

STOP! YOU FILTY BASTID, CAN'T YOU READ????

And he acted all offended!

Now, I ask you, what did I say that was offensive in the slightest?

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Does it smell like asparagus ?


Aug 9, 2013, 3:26 PM

tia

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I can't really describe the smell except...


Aug 9, 2013, 3:28 PM

maybe year-old goretex boots that were never dried out properly.

Why did you have asparagus for lunch?

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breakfast***


Aug 9, 2013, 3:28 PM



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It wasn't offensive, it was the right thing to do.


Aug 9, 2013, 3:28 PM

Whomever put up that sigh should have taken other steps to make sure it was not used.

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Like taking a dump in it.***


Aug 9, 2013, 3:30 PM



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I agree!


Aug 9, 2013, 3:30 PM [ in reply to It wasn't offensive, it was the right thing to do. ]

I guess put a 3 foot cottonmouth in there?

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"Whoever," not "whomever". You're trying too hard.***


Aug 9, 2013, 3:33 PM [ in reply to It wasn't offensive, it was the right thing to do. ]



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I was right.***


Aug 9, 2013, 3:34 PM



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hahahahahahhahaha me...trying?***


Aug 9, 2013, 3:37 PM [ in reply to "Whoever," not "whomever". You're trying too hard.*** ]



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Do I have to do everything for you, pgt?


Aug 9, 2013, 3:39 PM

Put plastic wrap over urinal. Not only will the lesson be learned, but hilarity will ensue at the illegal pixxar's expense.

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Yes, 19B, you do.


Aug 9, 2013, 3:40 PM

I will, though, buy you the plaskit wrap. :)

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KICK HIM IN THE DEE!***


Aug 9, 2013, 3:52 PM



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Dee who?***


Aug 9, 2013, 3:53 PM



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The tool is a powerful brain.


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