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Heisman Winner [140608]
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Did you hear the one about Winthrop?
May 4, 2020, 3:25 PM
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Q: Why did Forrest Gump choose 'Bama over Winthrop? A: He wanted an academic challenge!
I'm not saying Winthrop basketball players are dumb, but the coach is dressing six players for this Saturdays game. The rest will dress themselves.
Q: Why do Winthrop basketball players use body heat activated deodorant? A: Because it's the closest they will come to getting a "Degree".
Q: Why do Winthrop University students have such beautiful noses? A: They're hand picked.
I just spit milk all over my keyboard, lol. These are classics.
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You make me regret ever giving you a TU***
May 4, 2020, 3:32 PM
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Re: You make me regret ever giving you a TU***
May 4, 2020, 3:33 PM
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I regret it everyday.
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wueagle86 responding bitterly to Mo fo in 3... 2...***
May 4, 2020, 3:46 PM
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Re: wueagle86 responding bitterly to Mo fo in 3... 2...***
May 4, 2020, 3:51 PM
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You think quite highly of yourself to judge what are the correct post.
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Yes, all day, rvery day.***
May 4, 2020, 3:53 PM
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Ed Zachary Mo fo.***
May 4, 2020, 5:19 PM
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Heisman Winner [140608]
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Why would anyone TD friendly collegiate banter?
May 4, 2020, 3:48 PM
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I just don't get it.
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Heisman Winner [108390]
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Some say the world has lost its finesse...***
May 4, 2020, 3:49 PM
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How is Winthrop playing a basketball game this Saturday?
May 4, 2020, 3:56 PM
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I thought the season was cancelled? Do you know if it will be televised, I'm dying to watch some live sports again!
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Heisman Winner [108390]
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FM's quite the imp, and likely toying with your emotions...
May 4, 2020, 4:10 PM
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no good can come of that.
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how can you make jokes at a time like this??
May 4, 2020, 4:04 PM
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the kelly clarkson show is on
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Heisman Winner [108390]
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The what?***
May 4, 2020, 4:08 PM
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to whom may i ask is calling?
May 4, 2020, 4:12 PM
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what’s up dsq - good weekend?
did you see fm’s poast about winthorp? classic fm.
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Heisman Winner [108390]
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Dang fine, clash & thanks; hope yours treated you as well.***
May 4, 2020, 4:29 PM
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Re: Dang fine, clash & thanks; hope yours treated you as well.***
May 4, 2020, 4:57 PM
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How many think Frances needs counselling ?
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Re: Dang fine, clash & thanks; hope yours treated you as well.***
May 4, 2020, 5:00 PM
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I'm not sure intervention is the time to be timid, bob.***
May 4, 2020, 5:18 PM
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Re: Did you hear the one about Winthrop?
May 4, 2020, 5:16 PM
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Funny thing is, when I would party at the Long Branch or Money on Saturday nights, I’d always wake up Sunday mornings at the dorms. I loved Winthrop! ??
Yes, those were someone’s daughters, but, that was many years ago so don’t give me a thumbs down please, I was an 18 year old knuckle head straight out of boot camp. Nuff said!
Go Tigers! ??
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Re: Did you hear the one about Winthrop?
May 4, 2020, 5:41 PM
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My older brother graduated from Winthrop and was in the military. He finished 90 or 91.
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your second joke makes no sense.
May 4, 2020, 5:53 PM
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-1.
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Re: your second joke makes no sense.
May 4, 2020, 5:58 PM
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Did you have to marry one of those lassies Race ?
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Re: Did you hear the one about Winthrop?
May 4, 2020, 8:22 PM
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They would have been funnier, if you had used Cootville,
May 4, 2020, 8:48 PM
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instead of picking on poor little Winthrop!
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All-TigerNet [10906]
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Do you know the difference between a coot coed, & a brick?
May 4, 2020, 8:53 PM
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A brick won't follow you around the next day, after getting laid!!
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Re: Did you hear the one about Winthrop?
May 4, 2020, 9:23 PM
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You're still here?
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Not football related.
May 5, 2020, 7:13 AM
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lol
Get it?
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Re: Not football related.
May 5, 2020, 7:49 AM
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My friend, my wife is a Winthrop Grad, along with her mother and sister. They all have concealed permits and the hardware to go along with these. My wife owns a 38 semi-automatic and is a dead shot with it. May I suggest you pick on somebody down on your level. Personally, I do not own a pistol, but I do have several types of bushaxes and know how to use them.
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Oculus Spirit [82077]
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She sounds skrong.
May 5, 2020, 7:57 AM
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Does her boyfriend have a pistol and CCP too?
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Oculus Spirit [96877]
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Sounds like he's about to make it
May 5, 2020, 8:36 AM
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rain down on you
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Oculus Spirit [82077]
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Are you trying to imply that her boyfriend is ackchewally
May 5, 2020, 8:44 AM
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RenegadeTiger® ?
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Heisman Winner [140608]
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It would be interesting to know how...
May 5, 2020, 8:29 AM
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we ended up on this path.
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Are you seeking logic in the chambers of the human heart?***
May 5, 2020, 8:41 AM
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I’m thinking shooting Someone over this joke may be a little over the top.
May 5, 2020, 8:41 AM
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But who am I to judge, jury, and execute?
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Oculus Spirit [82077]
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I wood be moore worried if he called it a kaiser blade.
May 5, 2020, 8:45 AM
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You know things are all sorts of rong when I agree with ewe
May 5, 2020, 8:50 AM
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but Kaiser blade does sound much worser
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Re: Not football related.
May 5, 2020, 9:13 AM
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I have family and friends that graduated from Winthrop and spent some time up there visiting. I took the jokes with a grain of salt. Please do the same.
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