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Deep thoughts
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Feb 22, 2024, 11:38 AM
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I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so
I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, "Nothing."
The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?"
At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.
Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?
Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion:
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
But you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case.
Time for another beer. Then maybe a nap.
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All-In [27152]
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You apparently are a man that has never had his nuts wrenched during the
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Feb 22, 2024, 11:40 AM
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throes of ecstasy.
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Re: Deep thoughts
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Feb 22, 2024, 2:24 PM
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What is it with women?
I can't begin to count the times my wife has asked me what am I thinking?
I honestly could count on one hand, maybe half a hand, in 40 years, the times I have asked my wife the same question.
I figure, if it's important, she'll eventually talk to me about her thoughts.
I wish the same courtesy would be extended to me.
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Re: Deep thoughts
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Feb 22, 2024, 2:26 PM
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It's a loaded question
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Oculus Spirit [93685]
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You came up with all that with just one beer?
Feb 23, 2024, 8:26 PM
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Dood, you'd be a rocket scientist if you drank a sixpack.
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Hold up, you have rye grass ?
Feb 23, 2024, 8:32 PM
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The Bermuda ain't ready to cut yet
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Re: Deep thoughts
Feb 23, 2024, 8:50 PM
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Re: Deep thoughts
Feb 23, 2024, 8:52 PM
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