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Dad Joke Wednesday...post 3OT edition
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Feb 5, 2025, 5:27 AM
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When do computers overheat?
When they need to vent. (Turribull!)
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Re: Dad Joke Wednesday...post 3OT edition
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Feb 5, 2025, 6:20 AM
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There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died. The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died. The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.
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Clemson Conqueror [11408]
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A blonde, brunette & redhead...
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Feb 5, 2025, 9:10 AM
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Two old codgers were sitting on a park bench and a good looking blonde walks by, one old guy asks the other, "You ever sleep with a good looking blonde?" The reply was, "Many a time!"
Then, a good looking brunette walks by, one guy asks, "You ever sleep with a good looking brunette?"
The other one replied, "Many a time!"
Next, a good looking redhead walks by and one old guy asks, "Did you ever sleep with a good looking redhead?" The other one grinned and replied, "Not a wink!"
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Ultimate Tiger [35026]
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My wallet is like an onion. Every time I open it, I cry.
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Feb 5, 2025, 7:41 AM
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I went to a silent auction. I got a dog whistle and a mime.
Where do rainbows go when they've been bad? To prism, so they can reflect on what they've done.
I was going to try almond milk, but that's just nuts.
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Clemson Conqueror [11408]
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Agree...almond milk is NOT milk...it's nut extract!***
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Feb 5, 2025, 9:02 AM
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Re: Agree...almond milk is NOT milk...it's nut extract!***
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Feb 5, 2025, 9:13 AM
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Expensive too. No wonder though, have you ever tried milking those things? :0)
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Oat milk is even worse***
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Feb 5, 2025, 10:01 AM
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Clemson Conqueror [11408]
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It should not be legal to call nut extracts "milk"!***
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Feb 6, 2025, 6:13 PM
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Clemson Conqueror [11408]
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Re: Dad Joke Wednesday...post 3OT edition
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Feb 5, 2025, 8:26 AM
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I don't mean to brag but I just put a puzzle together in one day and the box said 2 to 4 years.
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Feb 5, 2025, 8:44 AM
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I’m so good at puzzles I usually end up with a couple extra pieces
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What did the hotdog say when he crossed the finish
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Feb 5, 2025, 8:37 AM
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Line????
- I’m the weiner…
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Feb 5, 2025, 8:41 AM
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What’s another name for S.C. Coot?
A Flagrant Fowl
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Feb 5, 2025, 8:50 AM
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Dad: “Go to your room now!”
Child, as he storms off: “Jim Morrison was overrated!”
Dad: “What did I tell you about slamming the doors?!”
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lol, +1***
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Feb 5, 2025, 8:58 AM
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CU Medallion [18476]
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The Australian Koala's are not actual Bears!
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Feb 5, 2025, 9:17 AM
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They don't meet the "Koalafications"!!
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I stayed up and watched every second of that game last night.
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Feb 5, 2025, 9:20 AM
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Joke’s on me.
Blah!
~JKB
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