|
Replies: 23
| visibility 201
|
Heisman Winner [78882]
TigerPulse: 100%
62
Posts: 78623
Joined: 2003
|
New sales rep, around 60 years old - probably worked here
Feb 25, 2020, 2:30 PM
|
|
for about 8 or 9months) passed away last night from something (probably bottom for a beastiality video, idk).
Anyways, dude was in the office, and walking around and talking normally, and then "bye bye" later in the evening. It trickled through the office today, and people talked about it for about 20 minutes, and then it's like the dude never existed.
If you walked in now, you would have never known this guy worked here or was even on this planet. Oddest thing.
|
|
|
|
 |
Heisman Winner [78882]
TigerPulse: 100%
62
Posts: 78623
Joined: 2003
|
And now some dude is making animal #### jokes about
Feb 25, 2020, 2:32 PM
|
|
him. Body isn't even cold.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Clemson Sports Icon [52670]
TigerPulse: 100%
59
Posts: 33329
Joined: 2015
|
Did he at least record it?
Feb 25, 2020, 2:34 PM
|
|
and can you send it to my hotmail account?
|
|
|
|
|
|
Heisman Winner [78882]
TigerPulse: 100%
62
Posts: 78623
Joined: 2003
|
Listen, pal.
Feb 25, 2020, 2:36 PM
|
|
yes.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Heisman Winner [81499]
TigerPulse: 100%
62
Posts: 110910
Joined: 2003
|
You mean he didn't have a desk full of personal
Feb 25, 2020, 4:42 PM
|
|
trinkets and #### that somebody had to pack up?
|
|
|
|
|
|
Heisman Winner [78882]
TigerPulse: 100%
62
Posts: 78623
Joined: 2003
|
You misspelled "take for themselves"***
Feb 25, 2020, 4:50 PM
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
TigerNet Champion [117666]
TigerPulse: 100%
65
Posts: 69077
Joined: 2002
|
Savages
Feb 26, 2020, 6:32 AM
|
|
How do you think Greenr got so many engineering scales?
|
|
|
|
|
|
TigerNet Legend [147227]
TigerPulse: 100%
67
Posts: 94655
Joined: 1998
|
Dang.
Feb 26, 2020, 2:17 PM
|
|
Greenr be slingin' quarter bags of engineering.
|
|
|
|
|
|
TigerNet Champion [117666]
TigerPulse: 100%
65
Posts: 69077
Joined: 2002
|
Hush that Fuss
Feb 26, 2020, 2:18 PM
|
|
I only deal in weight
|
|
|
|
|
|
All-Time Great [90469]
TigerPulse: 100%
63
Posts: 62198
Joined: 2004
|
|
|
|
|
|
All-In [34487]
TigerPulse: 100%
56
Posts: 13513
Joined: 2019
|
I'm not even old and literally the only thing I bring
Feb 25, 2020, 4:59 PM
|
|
to the office is a little USB fan and and a set of earbuds.
Everything else is provided by the company
|
|
|
|
|
|
Orange Immortal [65180]
TigerPulse: 100%
60
Posts: 22741
Joined: 2004
|
hELLL, i SHOW UP TO WORK IN UNDER SHIRT AND GYM SHORTS
Feb 26, 2020, 2:33 PM
|
|
AND FLIP FLOPS. tHEY EVEN DRESS ME.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Heisman Winner [78882]
TigerPulse: 100%
62
Posts: 78623
Joined: 2003
|
He didn't ever have an office, if we're being real.
Feb 25, 2020, 5:02 PM
[ in reply to At his age, I bet he learned to "pack light" ] |
|
Dude came in fresh, so he was out trying to drum up business more than anything. If he was here, he'd just be in a desk in the common area somewhere.
|
|
|
|
|
|
TigerNet Immortal [176611]
TigerPulse: 100%
69
Posts: 72592
Joined: 2013
|
I bet the standing desks and hotel cubes did him in.
Feb 25, 2020, 5:22 PM
|
|
GD hipster millennials and their stupid ideas on collaboration.
|
|
|
|
|
|
TigerNet Champion [117666]
TigerPulse: 100%
65
Posts: 69077
Joined: 2002
|
Agile workspaces
Feb 26, 2020, 6:33 AM
|
|
FML if we go to that here.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Clemson Sports Icon [52670]
TigerPulse: 100%
59
Posts: 33329
Joined: 2015
|
My chair has 5 wheels on it.
Feb 26, 2020, 1:52 PM
|
|
It's very agile
|
|
|
|
|
|
TigerNet Immortal [176611]
TigerPulse: 100%
69
Posts: 72592
Joined: 2013
|
Maybe he's already forgotten in your office, but I, for one
Feb 25, 2020, 5:21 PM
|
|
will never forget bengaline. RIP buddy, looking forward to 2.5Kb ninjas from heaven.
|
|
|
|
|
|
TigerNet HOFer [133927]
TigerPulse: 100%
66
Posts: 59764
Joined: 2009
|
It’s obvious your attention span is becoming boomer-like,
Feb 25, 2020, 8:36 PM
|
|
Obed. If you paid attention you would know that I work from No Office, that I am the Sales Enigma that all the aspiring younger sales guys want to become. In my field, I am renowned for capturing the uncapturable piece of business, for constantly frustrating the competition, I am the Man reputable accounts want servicing their businesses. Many colleagues at one time or another have called me Dad as a sign of respect.
I will admit one fault, though. Just can’t master that photo stuff.....
|
|
|
|
|
|
Ring of Honor [23590]
TigerPulse: 100%
53
|
It's kinda sad, but one of Life's Truths that you learn as
Feb 25, 2020, 5:24 PM
|
|
you get older is: There really aren't that many people that give a chit about you. You can probably count em on one hand. And they have titles like Mom, Dad, Son, Sis, etc. Work friends? LMAO.
Even families implode. Let granddad die with no will and a couple hundred acres on the farm that's now worth a bunch of money to developers. "Close knit loving families" will claw each other's eyes out and then never speak to each other again. Sad but true.
|
|
|
|
|
|
TigerNet Immortal [176611]
TigerPulse: 100%
69
Posts: 72592
Joined: 2013
|
Man, in the workplace environment I've lost track of the
Feb 25, 2020, 5:26 PM
|
|
number of people I've known who truly thought they were indispensable and were proven wrong the hard way. Dying isn't much different from getting fired in that situation.
|
|
|
|
|
|
TigerNet Immortal [173203]
TigerPulse: 100%
69
Posts: 29138
Joined: 2012
|
Dark side of the moo is so right. I wasn't involved but a
Feb 26, 2020, 1:49 PM
[ in reply to It's kinda sad, but one of Life's Truths that you learn as ] |
|
distant relative died. Heard the family met to hear the will read. Half way through, one child got up, grabbed the will and ripped it up and threw it on the lawyers desk and walked out. They haven't heard from him since and it's been six years.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Hall of Famer [23994]
TigerPulse: 100%
53
Posts: 10556
Joined: 2017
|
Creed finally died?
Feb 25, 2020, 8:40 PM
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
TigerNet Champion [117666]
TigerPulse: 100%
65
Posts: 69077
Joined: 2002
|
He went to heaven With Arms Wide Open***
Feb 26, 2020, 6:35 AM
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Ring of Honor [22050]
TigerPulse: 100%
53
|
You misspelled Oh Pahn***
Feb 26, 2020, 7:36 AM
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Replies: 23
| visibility 201
|
|
|
50
