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It's Taco Tuesday, Dad Jokes...and groans
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Jul 8, 2025, 7:30 AM
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Groans for the punnies...hopefully not the tacos!
What did one wall say to the other?"
I'll meet you at the corner." (All together now..."Groan...")
My wife walked in the house, slammed her stuff down and began ranting about any and every thing imaginable.
Our 9 year-old daughter walks into the room and asks, "Who lit the fuse on your tampon?"
I stepped outside to avoid getting slapped for laughing! 
Teacher: "Use the word 'harrassment' in a sentence.
Son: "I was dating a girl and harrass-ment a lot to me."
Teacher: "Get out!"
Enjoy the tacos! It's hot enough they can probably cook themselves! Go Tigers!
Message was edited by: Salty55®
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Jul 8, 2025, 7:40 AM
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Why didn’t 4 ask out 5?
He was two squared.
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Re: It's Taco Tuesday, Dad Jokes...and groans
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Jul 8, 2025, 7:59 AM
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Beer Bottle: You break me, you get one year of bad luck!
Mirror: You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get seven years of bad luck!
Condom: Hahaha... (Condom walks off laughing)
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Re: It's Taco Tuesday, Dad Jokes...and groans
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Jul 8, 2025, 8:01 AM
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Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle?
You might denture car
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Ultimate Clemson Legend [104426]
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lol***
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Jul 8, 2025, 8:11 AM
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Re: It's Taco Tuesday, Dad Jokes...and groans
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Jul 8, 2025, 8:33 AM
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A woman told her boyfriend: “make love to me on the hood of my Honda”
Boyfriend: “no, if I’m going to make love, it will be on my accord.”
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Ultimate Tiger [36248]
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I poured my root beer into a square mug and now its just beer.
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Jul 8, 2025, 8:45 AM
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The beloved inventor of viagrha came from my hometown of Little Rock. They erected a statue in his honor. Sadly, he passed away recently. They say his wife had been taking it the hardest. The service lasted for more than four hours.
The difference between black eyed peas and chickpeas is, Black eyed Peas can sing us a song and chickpeas can only hummus one.
I forgot what I majored in in college. Probably because I skipped classes to some degree. That may be why my degree is BS.
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Re: It's Taco Tuesday, Dad Jokes...and groans
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Jul 8, 2025, 8:45 AM
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What do you get when you cross a snail with a porcupine?
A slowpoke.
We just found out Grandpa is now addicted to ######. Nobody is taking it harder than Grandma.
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Re: It's Taco Tuesday, Dad Jokes...and groans
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Jul 8, 2025, 8:46 AM
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I should have known it wouldn’t allow v i a g r a.
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Clemson Icon [25497]
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But it does allow
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Jul 8, 2025, 8:59 AM
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Cialis. Go figure. Seems prejudicial to me.
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Jul 8, 2025, 12:02 PM
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People are often shocked when they find out I’m not an electrician.
Why should you always knock before opening the fridge door? In case there's a salad dressing.
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Jul 8, 2025, 5:53 PM
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Thanks I needed these today!!!
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