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Booger problems
Jul 19, 2018, 7:59 AM
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I'm convinced that I have more boogers than anyone in modern history. Every day, there is a steady stream of slimy green monsters that I must pick from my nose.
Sometimes, I like to name my boogers when I wipe them on the stalls of the bathroom wall. This morning, I birthed Oliver, Frederick, Giorgio and Kristoff. Oliver is a fat little boy, and Giorgio has a red and yellow hue. Frederick and Kristoff are mostly unremarkable but they're my children all the same.
I didn't stop eating my boogers until I was 15.
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TigerNet Immortal [172253]
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Why’d you quit?
Jul 19, 2018, 8:14 AM
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I can’t believe you’re wiping all those tasty snacks on the stall wall where any stranger can come along and enjoy them.
Everybody has their own form of charity I guess.
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Heisman Winner [81983]
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Ever been to Vegas? Usually 2.5 days in is when
Jul 19, 2018, 8:15 AM
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my boogers turn hard, dry, and hateful.
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TigerNet Icon [153737]
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Like Triscuits.***
Jul 19, 2018, 9:06 AM
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TMMLOL***
Jul 19, 2018, 9:07 AM
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Heisman Winner [81983]
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Dried blood flavored Triscuits.***
Jul 19, 2018, 9:51 AM
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Clemson Sports Icon [55069]
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Orange Immortal [65180]
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Re: Booger problems
Jul 19, 2018, 8:32 AM
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Run some abrasives through your nasal cavity to keep it clean.
I recommend cocaine.
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Heisman Winner [87629]
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I think you should just
Jul 19, 2018, 9:44 AM
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110%er [9879]
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I pick my nose so much that it
Jul 19, 2018, 9:52 AM
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routinely starts bleeding in the middle of the day
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Orange Blooded [4521]
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Funnay! Some do0sh here put up a sign...
Jul 19, 2018, 1:55 PM
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Please stop wiping your boogers on the wall!
I swear it was like everybody else that works here is a Lunger...
that stoopid sign got completely covered in boogers!!! FTW!
Message was edited by: Beegshot® - Ha! Stoopid word filter - take that!
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hoo the fack is this guy?***
Jul 19, 2018, 2:03 PM
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Apparently some gross booger picker***
Jul 19, 2018, 2:20 PM
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