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Booger problems
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Booger problems


Jul 19, 2018, 7:59 AM

I'm convinced that I have more boogers than anyone in modern history. Every day, there is a steady stream of slimy green monsters that I must pick from my nose.

Sometimes, I like to name my boogers when I wipe them on the stalls of the bathroom wall. This morning, I birthed Oliver, Frederick, Giorgio and Kristoff. Oliver is a fat little boy, and Giorgio has a red and yellow hue. Frederick and Kristoff are mostly unremarkable but they're my children all the same.

I didn't stop eating my boogers until I was 15.

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Why’d you quit?


Jul 19, 2018, 8:14 AM

I can’t believe you’re wiping all those tasty snacks on the stall wall where any stranger can come along and enjoy them.

Everybody has their own form of charity I guess.

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Ever been to Vegas? Usually 2.5 days in is when


Jul 19, 2018, 8:15 AM

my boogers turn hard, dry, and hateful.

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Like Triscuits.***


Jul 19, 2018, 9:06 AM



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TMMLOL***


Jul 19, 2018, 9:07 AM



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Dried blood flavored Triscuits.***


Jul 19, 2018, 9:51 AM [ in reply to Like Triscuits.*** ]



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Breck, brah, is bad for that


Jul 19, 2018, 10:25 AM [ in reply to Ever been to Vegas? Usually 2.5 days in is when ]

like pulling out full scale cast replicas of each nostril, with a little bit of brain attached to each one

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Re: Booger problems


Jul 19, 2018, 8:32 AM

Run some abrasives through your nasal cavity to keep it clean.

I recommend cocaine.

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I think you should just


Jul 19, 2018, 9:44 AM



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I pick my nose so much that it


Jul 19, 2018, 9:52 AM

routinely starts bleeding in the middle of the day

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Funnay! Some do0sh here put up a sign...


Jul 19, 2018, 1:55 PM

Please stop wiping your boogers on the wall!

I swear it was like everybody else that works here is a Lunger...

that stoopid sign got completely covered in boogers!!! FTW!


Message was edited by: Beegshot® - Ha! Stoopid word filter - take that!


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hoo the fack is this guy?***


Jul 19, 2018, 2:03 PM



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Apparently some gross booger picker***


Jul 19, 2018, 2:20 PM



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