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Urgent Jobber Request. Tryna pay fir my R
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Urgent Jobber Request. Tryna pay fir my R

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May 1, 2025, 10:43 PM
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To keep my R so I can edit to make some people think I can spel rite.
So gonna need a middle man to fence and someone with a real license (it doesn't hav to be ur license) tk rent usually for a pickup jobber.

I gotta pay crump cause he jacked my r and my spilling couldn't be corrected so I have no choice but to pull a jobber.
I'm hoping mauldint can help,... his neighbor makes the best bathtub cracker. 88 is off the jobber cause he don't have a car cause he's procrasterbating about finishing on the car. I'm hoping obed cab fill in cuz I heard he has a financial backer and a 75 dollar prepaid visa from his last round of Walmart returns.

Simple jobber. We hit cramps house and get all the stuff that starts with an R. Rafios, recipe books, rat traps, (we don't have to stay in context) so if u can put an R with it then we grabbing it. We taking his girls undergarments? R they in the house? Yes. All the way to his Ribbed fir his pleasure stuff.
For the fence we gonna need a master seller. People trust OJ so we have to tell lbb that we need him to hold R stuff for a Reason. He will forget that it's there so it'll be a double R jobbeR.
Of course this is very complicated so we need JK to use those cbb x's and o's so we can out maneuver the popo Radio.
Yes, we will be cold to the touch. Promise.
Ima be over by salvation army off of stone Ave popping and locking for dolla bills to feed my 12 chirens.
Don't tmail if u ain't Ready to help me keep my R. Will split the R with who helps. I keep the P and u can have the \.
Lmk

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You have R***

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May 1, 2025, 10:46 PM
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Doesn't have appreciation.

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May 1, 2025, 10:52 PM
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His loss.

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Beefffy, beeeffff ssstake, (word spoken very slowly) beef staaaaaaake :=(

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May 2, 2025, 7:11 AM [ in reply to You have R*** ]
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What can I do to win ur affection? This place is a place to just be a little free and say stupid stuff I wouldn't say at church or in front of kids or really anywhere.
U just let me know what it is that offends you. Whether it's my handle to content to just not caring hiw my fat thumbs hit a keyboard. I want you 2 let me know how to make you feel like a natural woman again. We don't need this thumbs downing here. My pulse could possibly go to ≈ 100 and that would make JK happy. Do u really want Keller to be happy. Might as well have me send $$$$ to the Ayatollah for his quinceañera. Hey brother, I'll do it. For you.
And give me 1 sec to make this an official tfl post.

Def tmel me netime n I will makensur ur takin care of!
Luv ya beeeeefy!

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TD must have been a product of my last shot of Weller last night. Sorry bro***

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May 2, 2025, 10:12 AM
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Re: TD must have been a product of my last shot of Weller last night. Sorry bro***


May 2, 2025, 7:53 PM
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That's good stuff beefsteak! Def all in jest my friend!

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You raise a very good point here.

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May 2, 2025, 8:59 AM [ in reply to You have R*** ]
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All along I think we've taken TigerFurLife® as some meth tweaker living out of a trailer. But, the fact he's got disposable income, and of all things to drop it on, spends it on TNET elitism, makes me stop and think his jobbers might actually be a path to prosperity. I'm going to go huff some glue and give serious thought to this.

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drunk at the putt putt.


I hate to say it, but being a tweaker trying to get his next hit

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May 2, 2025, 9:05 AM
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is a lot more interesting than him being a middle-class white dude with some klepto tendencies like Marie Schrader in BB

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Plus she's a widow.

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May 2, 2025, 9:28 AM
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Ew.

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drunk at the putt putt.


I'd like to make that purple rain, nomsayin?***

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May 2, 2025, 9:31 AM
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A trailer would b str8 scrot! U got 1 for sell?


May 3, 2025, 12:00 AM [ in reply to You raise a very good point here. ]
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I have a compressor motor, 3 ladder jacks and one of them bigole rolls of copper for the powerlynes I'll tradenfornit..
Let me know coz I'll be up until 3am this thirsday. Netime before then and I shuld have it. I can get it to u cawse I sawzalled the back of mybcar out to make a El comino

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Don't use Elmer's wood glue. Had to acetone my nasal to get clean


May 3, 2025, 12:12 AM [ in reply to You raise a very good point here. ]
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Bite the bullit and grab some model airplane glue and a 50 cent pair of paintyhoses. Cut hoses to sock style and stuff sum newspapers in them. Dump half the glue on it, and put the other half of the glue in ur ### crack incase they drag u two jail. Yull be able to continue the huff once in ur bedroom. I meant cell., and then just deep breath like meditating and go to a far away place while finishing up on the handy ur Givin to pay fer the real stuff. Nothing like it. U will drf thank me in a few years once word of mouth hits and the side jobbers turn into full time work.

Man. I'm justa payn it backwards

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I'm out

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May 1, 2025, 11:09 PM
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No way Crump has hookers or blow to steal

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Re: I'm out

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May 2, 2025, 6:56 AM
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Ur prob right. Maybe the wired keyboard and dos ran pc he uses for the tnet server???

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I'm gonna narc you out

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May 2, 2025, 7:10 AM
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TattedCop®

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Re: Urgent Jobber Request. Tryna pay fir my R

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May 2, 2025, 9:13 AM
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I've given up on even trying to understand.

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May 2, 2025, 9:16 AM
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Lol j/k I've never made it past the first line or 2 of one of these posts.

Not sure where this cat came from. Must have slipped in while I was on a run to help one of my people move up north.

I can tell you he hasn't posted tids yet. Super disappointing.

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Are you still free-lancing

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May 2, 2025, 9:23 AM
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or back on at Pollo Hermanos ?

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My tariff free "logistics and importing" business is doing very well right now.

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May 2, 2025, 9:29 AM
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Thanks so much for asking.

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I was able to sneak a tid Pic of 88 during afternoon nap


May 2, 2025, 8:04 PM [ in reply to I've given up on even trying to understand. ]
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Just fer u my man. Never acts again coz he woked up from the flash.
Also what's the rash about?

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Rits ralways rhe rast robber revery rime.

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May 2, 2025, 10:31 AM
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Rount re rin rut RI rall ribs ron rhe rhododendrons

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Re: Rits ralways rhe rast robber revery rime.


May 2, 2025, 8:05 PM
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Loud and clear brotha

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Rave Ratthews Rand?

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May 2, 2025, 11:29 AM
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Raggy?
Ruh Roh.

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