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Tiger Titan [48500]
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How do you handle tailgaters?
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May 28, 2024, 11:33 AM
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What do you do when someone is riding your ### and you're 1. Already going over the speed limit or you can't go any faster due to traffic backed up 2. You're not on the Interstate driving in the passing lane? I'm talking driving around town and driving properly.
Do you: A. Speed up (not an option if you're stuck in slow traffic, obviously) B. Gradually slow down more to #### em off C. Brake check and indicate with a hand gesture to back off D. Just keep on keepin' on and not worry about it. E. Stop car at next light, get out, and challenge to a duel F. Toss items backward at them G. Lean out window and tell em to go back to Ohio H. Insert custom option: _____________
I'm afraid I do Option C more than I probably should. My wife doesn't like it.
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TigerNet Immortal [176278]
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You forgot my favorite, and this is my go-to
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May 28, 2024, 11:35 AM
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Long, 20 second pull on the windshield washer stalk to douse their car with overspray.
If they’re in some shidbox, they’re guaranteed to have old wiper blades and they back off just because their wipers just smear the windshield and they can’t see.
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Oculus Spirit [41064]
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D.
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May 28, 2024, 11:37 AM
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No reason to invite armed conflict. Though I have dreamed about installing a clandestine pepper spray canister on the roof, to take Obed's suggestion to the next level.
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I don't understand your comment AT ALL.
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May 28, 2024, 12:12 PM
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Inviting armed conflict is the whole reason for investing heavily in military-grade weaponry. I'm not going to sit around and just wait to be attacked, that could take too long so inviting armed conflict is really the only way to see my investment pay off. I mean, it's not like I'm going to hunt deer with my Mk 153 Shoulder-Launched Multipurpose Assault Weapon.
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Re: How do you handle tailgaters?
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May 28, 2024, 11:39 AM
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H. Press button to release roofing nails from compartment in rear bumper
yeah I do brake check more than I should. people who tailgate were probably bad at physics in school
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Clemson Sports Icon [59299]
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Pretty obvious really.
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May 28, 2024, 11:41 AM
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Korean Tailgaters***
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May 28, 2024, 11:51 AM
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Get outa left Lane***
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May 28, 2024, 11:42 AM
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Tiger Titan [48500]
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Someone help Bengal with this post.***
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May 28, 2024, 12:03 PM
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Heisman Winner [81155]
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Well I don't know if OP edited this to include that one is
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May 28, 2024, 12:04 PM
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driving properly. I'm just going to assume he had it correct the first time.
If you are in the left lane long enough to get tailgated, you are already not driving properly.
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Tiger Titan [48500]
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I did.
May 28, 2024, 12:26 PM
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Bengal thought he was being a funny smart ### and didn't bother reading the post.
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I was in between shots on golf course
May 28, 2024, 3:57 PM
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I’m sure you were in left lane at some point, that was my point. Tell us you weren’t…
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Tiger Titan [48500]
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I'll tell you what I wasn't doing
May 28, 2024, 4:00 PM
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Checking ####### Tigernet on my phone when I'm out with the dudes on the golf course.
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Orange Immortal [64943]
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Either C or D, depending on the mood I'm in or how I size up the person
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May 28, 2024, 11:43 AM
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tailgating me.
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Re: How do you handle tailgaters?
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May 28, 2024, 11:47 AM
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My driver usually stops in the middle of the road long enough for my bodyguard to get out and take a tire iron to all the glass on the offending car.
Or just shoots them if we are in a hurry.
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May 28, 2024, 11:48 AM
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eeeeezzzzzzzz NNNuuuuuuuuuuuuuutttttttttttzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Got eeeem
Nah, I just keep on keeping on if I need to be in the left lane, otherwise I move over.
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College or NFL?***
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May 28, 2024, 11:52 AM
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And in fairness and complete admission
May 28, 2024, 11:54 AM
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It’s rare that I’m slow enough in traffic to be tailgated.
Even in heavy traffic, aggro drivers respect my rapid big D energy and hang back waiting to emulate my traffic dicing moves.
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Tiger Titan [48277]
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I roll down mah winder and sling a
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May 28, 2024, 11:57 AM
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bunch of bananerrs on the road and they run over em and BAM they car gets to spinnin out and then I speed up and leave em in the dust. While they are cleaning the nanners off they tires I'm all like ZIP and I'm gone and they cain't find me after that.
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Heisman Winner [81155]
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B always B.
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May 28, 2024, 12:07 PM
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But I'll also be a ####### and race somebody if the lanes split and they jump right to pass me instead of giving me a chance to move over.
Fairly common occurrence on Hunt's Bridge road.
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Re: How do you handle tailgaters?
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May 28, 2024, 12:12 PM
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I continue at my current speed until I find a willing accomplice doing the actual speed limit in the left lane. For some reason, that seems to trigger the realization that I am traveling above the limit and need to slow down. Sometimes the reactions I see in the rear view are priceless.
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I am liberal with the use of the horn when behind someone playing on their
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May 28, 2024, 12:46 PM
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phones. But that's where it ends.
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Re: I am liberal with the use of the horn when behind someone playing on their
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May 28, 2024, 1:05 PM
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People have lost their minds, that's one reason I rarely drive anymore around town.
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Heisman Winner [81102]
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This only works on the under 30 crowd, but for whatever reason
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May 28, 2024, 12:19 PM
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if you hold your phone up like you're recording them they act like you're pointing an RPG at them. I only recently discovered this, but it's held true so far.
I've had a couple younger people take offense to me 'nascaring' them while they were poking in the left lane and speed up to 90+ mph to ride my bumper. In one case I noticed the girl was holding her phone up making all sorts of hand gestures at me. She was able to get around me eventually and right back in front, brake checking, etc. I figured what the hell I'll just copy what she was doing and see what happens, sure enough as soon as she saw the phone she immediately got over, 2 hands on the wheel, and didn't even glance over as I passed. I'm pretty sure I could have pointed a gun at her and it would't have phased her, but the threat of being recorded sure did. It was like a light switch went off.
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Used to brake check a whole lot more than I do now, but I save that only
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May 28, 2024, 12:25 PM
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for the most egregious tailgaters these days. The far more annoying move is to slow down to 5 or 10 below the speed limit and make them suffer. After some length of time/road, I'll speed back up, and if they do it again, rinse, repeat.
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Had some dude in bro-dozer F250 diesel tailgate me coming off IOP
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May 28, 2024, 12:29 PM
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It's a 30 MPH zone on IOP, so unless you want a ticket, you do 30 mph. Not 35, not even 31. 30.
Dude was right on myass from the IOP connector at Palm blvd all the way to Breach inlet, waving his hands around, I'm sure cursing me, only to finally pass me (in a no pass lane) ON the Breach Inlet bridge.
The more he raised hell in my rear view mirror...the slower I went. I was probably doing 23-25 mph when he passed me over the bridge. It's one of the few times I ever wanted to see a Sullivan's Island cop...but as always..they weren't there when I wanted one. Bro-dozer dude was probably doing 60 mph on Jasper Blvd (the main road) on Sullivan's. He left me like I was sitting still.
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Already going over the speed limit
May 28, 2024, 1:30 PM
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Is not important unless you are like a hall monitor
Interesting pig of sign in Clemson that may be related is attached
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Tiger Titan [48500]
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But it is if it's a two-lane road***
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May 28, 2024, 1:32 PM
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Re: How do you handle tailgaters?
May 28, 2024, 1:42 PM
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B or D
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B and set the cruise 1-2 mph below speed limit***
May 28, 2024, 2:15 PM
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I have a bottle of dip spit ready at all times in my vehicle
May 28, 2024, 4:14 PM
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The wintergreen spit tends to sour more quickly and has more pungent odor when left in the car during this time of year.
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