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Greatest/favorite movie quotes ever?
May 15, 2013, 2:05 PM
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Pacino's rant @ the end of Devil's Advocate takes the cake but I'm gonna go with Benicio Del Toro as Dr. Gonzo around the 14 minute mark in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998) when he says, "Are you ready for that? Checking into a Vegas hotel under a phony name with intent to commit capital fraud and a head full of acid? I sure hope so."
Classic.
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Re: Greatest/favorite movie quotes ever?
May 15, 2013, 2:07 PM
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"Well, I believe in the soul, the ####, the #####, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."
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Ultimate Tiger [33434]
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Ghey***
May 15, 2013, 3:28 PM
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Top TigerNet [31687]
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Ever hear of Socrates, Aristotle and Plato?
May 15, 2013, 2:07 PM
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Morons.
$1 to daj
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that whole movie is one long awesome quote***
May 15, 2013, 2:09 PM
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Top TigerNet [31687]
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Does anyone have a peanut?***
May 15, 2013, 2:16 PM
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I set 'em up, you knock 'em down.***
May 15, 2013, 2:23 PM
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Ezekial 25:17
May 15, 2013, 2:08 PM
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The path of the righteous man, is beset......
~Jules
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Re: Greatest/favorite movie quotes ever?
May 15, 2013, 2:09 PM
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Madea: I ain't trying to kill you for the insurance money i'm killing you because I want you dead, completely dead, no life in you just not breathing just maggot food!
Madea's Witness Protection
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"You gonna do somethin? Or just stand there and bleed?"***
May 15, 2013, 2:12 PM
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Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?***
May 15, 2013, 2:12 PM
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Clemson Sports Icon [53159]
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Or......
May 15, 2013, 2:14 PM
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I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I've kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum - the most powerful hand gun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question--Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk!
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give me a Diablo sandwich and a Dr. Pepper
May 15, 2013, 2:13 PM
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i'm in a got #### hurry !
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There is no way,
May 15, 2013, 2:14 PM
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*no* way that you came from *my* loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!
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If they'd a cremated the sum-bitch
May 15, 2013, 2:15 PM
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I could be kickin' that Mr. Bandit's ### around the moon by now
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110%er [6272]
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The fact that you are a sheriff
May 15, 2013, 2:17 PM
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is not germane to the situation.
- Sheriff Branford
The got #### Germans got nothin' to do with it.
- Buford T. Justice
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You smell like beef and cheese, you don't smell like Santa
May 15, 2013, 2:13 PM
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- Buddy the Elf
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When it's time to shoot, shoot don't talk.***
May 15, 2013, 2:14 PM
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"I drink your milkshake"
May 15, 2013, 2:14 PM
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Re: Greatest/favorite movie quotes ever?
May 15, 2013, 2:18 PM
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"i'm your huckleberry"" -tombstone
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Badges? We don't need no stinking badges.***
May 15, 2013, 2:20 PM
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Bullet (1996)
May 15, 2013, 2:23 PM
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"Welcome home, convict! A very touching story. My hemorrhoids bleed for you."
"Flaco had to go take care of some business."
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I fart in your general direction.***
May 15, 2013, 2:24 PM
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Re: I fart in your general direction.******
May 15, 2013, 2:25 PM
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"They call me Chris:"
May 15, 2013, 2:28 PM
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Message was edited by: josephg®
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Solid Orange [1336]
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Remember Danny - Two wrongs don't make a right
May 15, 2013, 2:31 PM
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but three rights make a left.
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Solid Orange [1336]
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"I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontan
May 15, 2013, 2:34 PM
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is dead varmint poontang, I think."
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I was born...
May 15, 2013, 2:36 PM
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a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi...
OK, not really my favorite or the greatest, but it makes me laugh.
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They say that it was so hot in the city today
May 15, 2013, 2:38 PM
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grown men were walking up to cops on street corners begging them to shoot them.
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Clemson Sports Icon [58702]
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Hey mister!
May 15, 2013, 2:40 PM
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I don't mean to be tellin' tales out of school, but there's a feller in there that'll pay you ten dollars if you sing into his can.
We ain't here to make a record, you dumb cracker!
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My reply above about TP has made me think of a couple
May 15, 2013, 2:43 PM
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from my favorite movies:
Demolition Man
Rob Schnieder - He doesn't know how to use the 3 seashells *snicker*
Vendor Lady - Es el carne de raton.
Stallone - A rat burger? This is a rat burger? Best ######### burger I ever had.
I, Robot
Shia LaBooof - Dude, she just shot at you with her eyes closed!
BASEketball
Coop: Say, pig ######. May I call you pig ######?
Reemer: No, only my friends can call me pig ######.
Squeak: I swear! You guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times....I'm outta here!
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Re: Greatest/favorite movie quotes ever?
May 15, 2013, 2:44 PM
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"You know what? Last time you said that, I was kinda trippin', right? But now, you're right. I am crazy. And you know what else? I don't give a ####. I don't give a #### about you. I don't give a #### about Steel. I don't give a *####* about Raheem, either. I don't give a #### about myself. Look, I ain't ####. And you less of a man than me, so as soon as I figure you ain't gon be ####, *pow*! So be it. You remember that, ############. 'Cause I'm the one you need to be looking out for...partner!"
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Re: Greatest/favorite movie quotes ever?
May 15, 2013, 2:55 PM
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"I've been ###### around in my time by a fairly good cross-section of mean-tempered, rule-crazy cops and now it's my turn. So #### you, officer. I'm in charge."
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Kind of like when we hired Oliver Pernell:
May 15, 2013, 3:01 PM
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"What's a dazzling urbanite like you doing in a rustic setting like this?" - The Cisco Kid.
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110%er [7390]
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I SWEAR at this point in the movie it's about CLEMSON!!!!!
May 15, 2013, 3:24 PM
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"I hadn't counted on this. Finding my attorney on acid and locked into some kind of preternatural courtship." (1:14:07)
Anybody know where I can get one of those robes/oversheets??
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Re: Greatest/favorite movie quotes ever?
May 15, 2013, 3:36 PM
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Peter Gibbons: Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man; two chicks at the same time, man.
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Four quickly come to mind here......................
May 15, 2013, 4:34 PM
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"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse"... The Godfather, best mover evar!
"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine"... Casablanca a true classic.
"What we've got here is a failure to communicate"...Cool Hand Luke, I can hear Strother Martin saying it now. I use that at work a lot lol.
And the first that came to mind from a fav movie. The great Robert Duvall in Apocolypse Now.
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPXVGQnJm0w
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Ask her if she'll eat dog now...
May 15, 2013, 6:24 PM
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Hombre
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Orange Blooded [3677]
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"my ex wife thinks I changed my name to m0ther fuccer "
May 15, 2013, 7:06 PM
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from " Eat, Pray, Love"
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Orange Elite [5351]
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Pulp Fiction has at least 10 in the top 100
May 15, 2013, 7:27 PM
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Bring out the gimp, I'm a long f...... way from alright, did you see the sign in my front yard that said dead ni..er storage, does marcellus wallace look like a bit.. I could go on and on from that one movie. Tarentino and samuel jackson equal dialogue gold.
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"Hi, you young and got your health! What do you want with a
May 15, 2013, 8:06 PM
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job!?!" Raising Arizona
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"We go a ridin' into town....
May 15, 2013, 8:12 PM
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Taggart: I got it, I got it!
Hedley Lamarr: You do?
Taggart: We'll work up a "Number 6" on 'em!
Hedley Lamarr: "Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one...
Taggart: Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a whampin' and whompin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
Hedley Lamarr: You spare the women?
Taggart: Naw--We rape the #### out of them at the Number 6 Dance later on!
Hedley Lamarr: Marvelous!
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Young Guns (1988)
May 15, 2013, 9:08 PM
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"Hey, Chavez, how come they ain't killing us?"
"Because we're in the spirit world, #######. They can't see us."
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Orange Blooded [3821]
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Full "You're and eggplant" scene from True Romance
May 16, 2013, 9:43 AM
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Another QT classic.
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Re: Greatest/favorite movie quotes ever?
May 16, 2013, 10:13 AM
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"I'm gonna hit that so hard, the person that pulls it out will become the next king of England. "
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Re: Greatest/favorite movie quotes ever?
May 16, 2013, 10:25 AM
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Harry!!!! Your hands are freezing!
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Batman Forever (1995)
May 16, 2013, 2:28 PM
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"NO!!!!! Don't kill him. If you kill him........... he won't learn nothin'." ~ Riddler when 2-Face was about to shoot an unconscious Bruce Wayne.
I got 38 replies in the first half hour of this post n' still haven't gotten a single paw point.
Ef all a' you toolbag jokers.
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Re: Batman Forever (1995)
May 16, 2013, 3:06 PM
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Fine ho... I went back and gave you a point.
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Re: Greatest/favorite movie quotes ever?
May 16, 2013, 3:00 PM
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I didn't surrender, but they took my horse and made him surrender. They have him pulling a wagon up in Kansas I bet.
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