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Anyone got connections in admissions?

[4]
May 17, 2022, 9:12 AM
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I’m trying to get into Clemson and am not optimistic based on the questions they are asking. Does anyone have a hookup in admissions that can tell me how honest I should be on these forms?

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Just go take the campus tour

[4]
May 17, 2022, 9:13 AM
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Once they’ve magically figured out how to walk you around the least attractive parts of campus, you won’t want to go. Win-win.

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Re: Just go take the campus tour

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May 17, 2022, 9:15 AM
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I made it 3/4 of the way through that tour during my third year of high school before meeting a girl and bailing on the rest. I still want to go.

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And over here, is the Strom Thurmond Retention Pond.***

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May 17, 2022, 9:17 AM
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Nice. TMMLOLIRL***

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May 17, 2022, 9:21 AM
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Just attach a blank check to the forms

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May 17, 2022, 9:16 AM
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and you will be ok.

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Re: Just attach a blank check to the forms

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May 17, 2022, 9:19 AM
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Question number one on the Community Standards section of the application seems like a doozie. I’m not sure I’ve got enough in my checking account to make up for my answer. I’m hoping someone “in the know” can tell me that they really don’t read that section.

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Re: Just attach a blank check to the forms

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May 17, 2022, 9:23 AM
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Hey, perhaps you could run through each of those

[3]
May 17, 2022, 9:31 AM
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convictions and add color to them. You know, STORIES TIMES.

And let's start with wildlife importation.

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Re: Hey, perhaps you could run through each of those

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May 17, 2022, 10:03 AM
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My friend Ricky was a huge fan of Ozark and was 100% convinced that Russ and Boyd’s plans for raising bobcats was genius. We were staying in a place not far off Tigerville Road near Travelers Rest and thought we could make some big time money while simultaneously impressing the ladies with our exotic money making felines.

Ricky is not as smart as I am and ran his mouth about the idea. A DNR guy got wind of it and called our trailer after getting our phone number from a girl that used to give hand jobs from the back of a van in Spartanburg. She was apparently some freak animal lover and thought our plan was morally wrong when Ricky told her about it while getting serviced.

Anyhow, I was the one who answered the phone call from the DNR guy. In a classic case of law enforcement overreach and entrapment, an entire conversation consisting of me agreeing to a purchase price of four bobcats imported from a country I couldn’t even pronounce was recorded. Ricky got off scot-free and I got a big fine but no jail time.

I don’t see how any of this is pertinent regarding potential enrollment at Clemson though. Think I’m safe leaving it out?

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Hello?!?! Clemson TIGERS.

[2]
May 17, 2022, 10:15 AM
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Think, man. Think.

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HEY

[4]
May 17, 2022, 12:39 PM
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It was a suburban and my niece is not a freak

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I get the impression you're more Tri-County Tech level***

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May 17, 2022, 9:16 AM
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Re: I get the impression you're more Tri-County Tech level***

[2]
May 17, 2022, 9:18 AM
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This coming from an expert

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I have two master's degress. All from semi-accredited

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May 17, 2022, 9:19 AM
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community colleges

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Ranked as 3.5 star institutions by Nigerian Prince Review!***

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May 17, 2022, 9:50 AM
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Re: I have two master's degress. All from semi-accredited

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May 17, 2022, 12:20 PM
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Hopefully, they don't go out of business

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Does it matter if the kid is a legacy anymore?

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May 17, 2022, 9:53 AM
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I graduated from CU and their Grandfather did as well. But I’ve told them (kids) that I’m not sure if that matters much anymore unless it’s between them and another person w same academics.

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Nope. They let you write it in but I don't think it makes

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May 17, 2022, 9:56 AM
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any difference unless the person reading the application is sitting in a building named after the applicant's daddy.

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Re: Nope. They let you write it in but I don't think it makes

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May 17, 2022, 10:06 AM
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For clarification, that doesn’t apply to me.

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If you want to call a clemson grad Daddy, I don't have

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May 17, 2022, 10:07 AM
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anything going on this evening.

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Re: If you want to call a clemson grad Daddy, I don't have

[3]
May 17, 2022, 10:10 AM
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Are you proposing to be the giver or receiver?

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Re: If you want to call a clemson grad Daddy, I don't have

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May 17, 2022, 10:15 AM
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Buddy idk what kind of adult films you watch, but Daddy is universally the penetrator.

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ummmmm ever heard of a Power Bottom?!?!?!***

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May 17, 2022, 10:17 AM
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Re: ummmmm ever heard of a Power Bottom?!?!?!***

[2]
May 17, 2022, 10:19 AM
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Aren’t power bottoms all queens? You know, like the Lizzo-fierce-Z snap at you kind of sassy queens?

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Sounds like you need to do some exhaustive research

[2]
May 17, 2022, 10:25 AM
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and gather some first hand experience to know for certain.

Report back to us next week.

Thanks.

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Let's see how my body processes this Little Caesars, but I'm

[2]
May 17, 2022, 10:16 AM
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thinking




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Re: Let's see how my body processes this Little Caesars, but I'm

[2]
May 17, 2022, 10:22 AM
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For clarification, is this going to help me get accepted into Clemson or is this strictly for pleasure?

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no and no***

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May 17, 2022, 10:24 AM
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Re: no and no***

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May 17, 2022, 10:41 AM
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Risky click of the day ^^^***

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May 17, 2022, 12:38 PM
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Tell them you're 25% L / 25% G / 25% B / 25% T / 25% Q

[2]
May 17, 2022, 10:41 AM
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and you should be golden.

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Or dye your hair in rainbow colors and send in a picture***

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May 17, 2022, 12:21 PM
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i used to but calhouns are oppressive now***

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May 17, 2022, 1:44 PM
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Did they finally take away your car keys?***

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May 17, 2022, 4:51 PM
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