I would just like to pat myself on the proverbial back

Mar 23, 2023, 6:01 PM

as I am currently sporting approximately 220 TD's all-time, but only 180 or so TU's. I am not only generating boocoodles of TU's each day with Brownell clarity, but I am also pounding out thunderous TD's at an even higher, and ultimately net negative rate. Clearly, I have reached Epic Triggering status with the Lunatic Fringe, whose pathetic attempts to derail my anti-Brownell Crusade continue to have little impact. I am stalwart in my mission! and I have the rolling count of their repetitive, redundant, and retarded idiocy as proof.

Now I know that some on here - such as Viz or NCTigs or others - will be well cognizant and well jealous of this meaning. But I encourage my right-minded brethren to redouble their efforts, asking not what Clemson BBall can do for you, but what you can do for Clemson BBall! You must find your inflexible resolve now to continue to war, for I see great reason for intense vigilance and exertion, but none whatever for panic or despair!

However matters may have gone in the NIT, we in these hills will never lose our sense of comradeship with Butch Zatazelo and Randy Mahaffey, and Dale Davis and Elden Campbell. If we are now called upon to endure what they have suffered, we shall emulate their courage, and if final victory rewards our toils they shall share the gains, and freedom from the Brad shall be restored to all. We abate nothing of our just demands. Ellis', Barnes', Foster's have joined their causes to our own. All these shall be restored. What General Swofford has called the Battle of regular season is over. I expect the Battle of off-season is about to begin. Upon this battle depends the survival of Christian and Paw BBall civilisation. Upon it depends our own Clemson life, and the long continuity of our institutions and our Empire. The whole fury and might of the enemy must very soon be turned on us. Bradley knows that he will have to break us in this island or lose the war. If we can stand up to him, all BBall may be freed and the life of the world may move forward into broad, sunlit uplands. But if we fail, then the whole world, including what is left of the ACC, including all that we have known and cared for, will sink into the abyss of a new Dark Age made more sinister, and perhaps more protracted, by the lights of the perverted Neff. Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duties, and so bear ourselves that,

if the Clemson MBB team shall last for a thousand years, men will still say, 'This was their finest hour!'

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I would just like to pat myself on the proverbial back

pat myself on the proverbial back

What you mean?

and not dead.***

Re: and not dead.***

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Bro, lighten up.***

Re: Bro, lighten up.***

seriously Mountain Dew, you don't read well do you?***

Re: seriously Mountain Dew, you don't read well do you?***

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dang, I thought that was going to have some music with it

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if only Butch would've had a brother too***

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