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Yeahbuddy, I have a solution to your problem

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Jun 6, 2025, 11:54 AM

Well not the babby currently growing in her but your other problem of what to do next time you make the seggs since she's going to want you to slime her slurge everytime now. Since she wont get on the BC, you got to lower your sperm count so that you can't make the babbies. So just start doing a lot of hard core drugs again.

Everything should work out whale.

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Oh, and yeahbuddy. From an experienced babby maker to a rookie just know

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Jun 6, 2025, 11:57 AM

you CANNOT dent that babby's head no matter how hard you try.

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Also, preggo slurge is the wettest***

Jun 6, 2025, 11:59 AM

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and preggo bewbees

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Jun 6, 2025, 1:26 PM

got some mass to em

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I always thought it was some sort of cruel joke played on men that those massive

Jun 6, 2025, 1:32 PM

milkers are so engorged but she won't let you squeeze em or jiggle them cause they hurt from being so engorged.

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Ahem...I submit into evidence....

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Jun 6, 2025, 12:04 PM [ in reply to Oh, and yeahbuddy. From an experienced babby maker to a rookie just know ]

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how long have you been sitting on this one?

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Jun 6, 2025, 1:27 PM

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Part of me hopes that all the drugs and booze made me completely

Jun 6, 2025, 12:00 PM

impotent in times like this.

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Confirmation not for a few weeks, all the drugs and booze will be completely

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Jun 6, 2025, 12:04 PM

important in times like this.

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If it makes you feel any better...

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Jun 6, 2025, 12:06 PM [ in reply to Part of me hopes that all the drugs and booze made me completely ]

I had a buddy that was trying to knock up his wife so they could have demon spawn.

They were "trying a lot" (which I guess just really means a lot of sportfucking) and it took like 2 years before he finally dropped off the goop far enough up in there enough for it to stick.

He said "If I had known it was going to be this hard to knock up a chick, I wouldn't have worried near so much in high school"

So there's that.

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I'm pretty sure my son was the product of the third attempt at trying that day

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Jun 6, 2025, 12:12 PM

when we both were like, "omfg not again...ugggh."

I can't wait to tell him that story when he's older.

And I'm drunk.

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drunk at the putt putt.

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I guess even micropeens have their advantages...

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Jun 6, 2025, 12:13 PM [ in reply to If it makes you feel any better... ]

But I don't want to speak out of turn....

McLovin -- Can you confirm for us? There ARE advantages, right?

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That actually does make me feel a lot better***

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Yeahhhh...except anecdottally the people trying to get preggo have the

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Jun 6, 2025, 12:18 PM

hardest time, and the people not trying to are usually the one-and-dones.

It took over a year for my wife and I to get pregnant.

Meanwhile my sister is unmarried with two kids from two different deadbeats.

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drunk at the putt putt.

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Re: Yeahhhh...except anecdottally the people trying to get preggo have the

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My first kid took on the first try. That sucked cause no sport. 2nd took

Jun 6, 2025, 1:12 PM [ in reply to Yeahhhh...except anecdottally the people trying to get preggo have the ]

about 8 months. 3rd was a surprise. 4th was a first attempter as well. 5th was also a surprise. Sometimes it takes a while, but sometimes it do not.

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what's sis

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Jun 6, 2025, 1:30 PM [ in reply to Yeahhhh...except anecdottally the people trying to get preggo have the ]

up to these days?

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Counterpoint: Around middle of July we decided that in the fall we would go off

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Jun 6, 2025, 12:16 PM [ in reply to If it makes you feel any better... ]

BC and try make babby.

Son-of was born end of April.

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sheeeeit.

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Jun 6, 2025, 12:21 PM [ in reply to If it makes you feel any better... ]

I could pass 19She in the hallway and she'd get pregnant (pre-snipping some 12 years ago). And let's just say I've, uh...funded a few procedures in my younger years.

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Same

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Jun 6, 2025, 12:37 PM

I cannot be near 19She anymore for that very reason

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Me too, man. Me too.***

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Re: Same

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Jun 6, 2025, 12:46 PM [ in reply to Same ]

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2nd trimester sex is great

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Jun 6, 2025, 12:56 PM

Yeahbuddy has something to look forward too

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Banging a fat chick?

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At that point she's not really that fat in the gut yet BUT

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