A triple contraction...

Happy Friday Eve to the 9 to 5ers! For the rest, the day of the week is irrelevant...unless the doctor has planned otherwise! It's the good with the less good thing, I suppose!

I've come to learn that being sarcastic on a regular basis can add up to three years to your life. If so, I'm gonna go all 'Buzz Lightyear'! "To infinity and beyond!"

Proof is attached!

Mrs. Salty only confirmed some of these...and I kept my mouth shut, so I can carry on with the above sarcasm:
The seven dwarves of menopause: Itchy, 'B'itchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful, and Psycho!
(If that last one's legit, there are plenty of T-Netters in menopause!)

There was a safety meeting at work yesterday. I was asked, "What steps would you take in the event of a fire?" "'Expletive deleted' big ones" was apparently the wrong answer.

Be a thunderstorm of chaos...or take a nap later...your choice, T-Net! Me, I'll hang with the dentist for a check-up! I love my life!

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Re: It's a 'There's a Dad Joke in there, somewhere' Thursday!

Jun 5, 2025, 8:37 AM

There was a farmer that needed a new rooster as his old one had passed away. So he goes to a fellow farmer, who said he had a rooster he was willing to sell. As he is buying the rooster, the other farmer tells him the rooster's name is Brewster, and that he had better keep an eye on him.
"Why do I need to keep an eye on him?" the farmer asked.
"Because he will do it with anything in sight." the other farmer answers.

The farmer is a little confused, but decides to take Brewster anyway.

Later that morning the farmer hears a wild commotion coming from the chicken pen. He rushes over to see what is going on, and there is Brewster. He has all the hens lined up and is going down the line fornicating like mad. The farmer looks at him and says "Brewster you had better slow down or you are going to kill yourself."

As the farmer sits down to lunch, he hears his pigs squealing and making a racket. When he gets to the pig pen, there's Brewster with all the sows lined up going to it. The farmer looks at him and says "Brewster you had better slow down or you are going to kill yourself."

In the afternoon, another commotion is heard in the pasture, and sure enough, there's Brewster with the cows lined up just going at it. The farmer looks at him and says "Brewster you had better slow down or you are going to kill yourself."

As the sun is starting to set the farmer notices buzzards are circling something in the field. When he goes to investigate, he finds poor Brewster laying motionless in the field. The farmer looks down and says "I told you you would kill yourself if you didn't slow down."

Brewster opens one eye and says "Shhh they're about to land!"

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It's a 'There's a Dad Joke in there, somewhere' Thursday!

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You're not far from me...

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When two people argue online, I believe whover spells correctly.

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