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Is there a 'Hump Day' in a 4-day week? There's still 'Dad Jokes!'
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Jul 2, 2025, 9:00 AM
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I noticed something weird yesterday...naturally from a Jedi Kermit® poast. My joke entry had the word ###### (Y-Eye-Agra) which was ####, and his allowed the word ##### (pee nis), which wasn't. Is some sort of defective AI at work here? Of course today...it is ###, so I have to edit.
Without further adieu...my lameness is displayed by the following:
3 Irishmen in a pub...Mick, Pat and Tat. The barman asks, "Are you all related?"
"Yes, we're triplets," said Mick.
"Triplets?", the barman inquired, "Why are you and Pat 6 feet tall and Tat is only 4 foot?"
"Aah...cause me and Pat were breast fed so there was no 't it' for Tat!" (I may have to edit this...cause...defective AI)
A buddy told me the other day he had made his, hopefully, future funeral arrangements. His big detail was to be buried with pictures of his exes, to prove to G-d that he'd already been to Hail!
Smack this day silly, Tiger Nation!  Typing is a struggle today... 
Message was edited by: Salty55®
Message was edited by: Salty55®
Message was edited by: Salty55®
Message was edited by: Salty55®
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Re: Is there a 'Hump Day' in a 4-day week? There's still 'Dad Jokes!'
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Jul 2, 2025, 9:01 AM
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Re: Is there a 'Hump Day' in a 4-day week? There's still 'Dad Jokes!'
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Jul 2, 2025, 9:03 AM
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A woman places an ad in the local newspaper. “Looking for a man with three qualifications: won’t beat me up, won’t run away from me, and is great in bed.” Two days later her doorbell rings. “Hi, I’m Tim. I have no arms so I won’t beat you, and no legs so I won't run away.” “What makes you think you are great in bed?” the woman retorts. Tim replies, “I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?”
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Re: Is there a 'Hump Day' in a 4-day week? There's still 'Dad Jokes!'
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Jul 2, 2025, 9:05 AM
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A truck driver is starving and stops at a biker bar. He orders a beer and some food.
Right after he’s served, a biker gang enters the bar, eager for a fight. They don’t seem to appreciate seeing someone whom they don’t know. So one of the bikers walks up to the trucker and slaps his hat off.
The trucker takes a sip of beer.
Another biker swats his food off the table. Making a mess on the floor.
The trucker takes another sip of beer.
A third biker grabs the beer and pours it over the trucker’s head.
The trucker gets up, pays the bill, and leaves.
The biker leader says, “That trucker sure wasn’t much of a fighter.”
The bartender says, “And, he’s not much of a driver either. He just drove over all your bikes!”
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I am sorry and I apologize mean the same thing
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Jul 2, 2025, 9:21 AM
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Except at a funeral.
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Re: Is there a 'Hump Day' in a 4-day week? There's still 'Dad Jokes!'
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Jul 2, 2025, 9:29 AM
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Three Irishman? Those must be the same three who came across a beautiful mermaid washed up on the shore. The first asked, "Have you ever been kissed?". "No", replied the mermaid and he gave her a kiss. The second asked, "Have you ever been cuddled?". Again she replied, "No." So, he gave her a long hug. The third asked the mermaid, "Have you ever been screwed?". "I don't think so", she replied. He said, "You are now. The tides gone out."
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Re: Is there a 'Hump Day' in a 4-day week? There's still 'Dad Jokes!'
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Jul 2, 2025, 9:54 AM
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Cowboys wotld hang a lantern on their saddles at night so they could find the trail when they were far from home...
This was early saddle light navigation.
What’s the difference between light and hard?
It’s easier to fall asleep with a light on.
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3-day week, and yes... it was yesterday!***
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Jul 2, 2025, 9:57 AM
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Re: Is there a 'Hump Day' in a 4-day week? There's still 'Dad Jokes!'
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Jul 2, 2025, 1:19 PM
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Late to the party today…
Wife: *trying to open a can of tuna*
“Our can opener is broken “
Me: “so, it’s a can’t opener?”
Wife: “I can’t believe I married you.”
And remember everyone -
It’s ok to talk to yourself…and ok to answer yourself. But sad when you have to repeat what you said because you weren’t listening!!
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lol***
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Jul 2, 2025, 1:27 PM
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Re: lol***
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Jul 2, 2025, 5:25 PM
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Love these thanks!!!
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