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Did you know that male bees die immediately after mating?
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Did you know that male bees die immediately after mating?


May 24, 2022, 12:22 PM

So basically, life is honey, nut, Cheerio.

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May 24, 2022, 12:23 PM



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Pffft.


May 24, 2022, 12:24 PM

I typed this joke while lapping.

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Did you know that chickens die immediately after mating?


May 24, 2022, 12:24 PM

Well, at least the one I fucked did

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May 24, 2022, 12:28 PM



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Why did the sperm cross the road?


May 24, 2022, 12:33 PM [ in reply to Did you know that chickens die immediately after mating? ]

Because I put on the wrong sock this morning

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I like your funny words magic man


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May 24, 2022, 12:42 PM [ in reply to Did you know that chickens die immediately after mating? ]

playing the Tigers?

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Some days, I wish I did.


May 24, 2022, 12:35 PM

I would be dead for more than a decade now. It would be nice to get some rest. Instead, I go to work, bring the pollen home, and wish I was a mating bee.

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How can you joke about this?


May 24, 2022, 12:39 PM

After mating, drones die quickly because their abdomens rip open after the endophallus is removed.


WHY AREN'T WE TRYING TO FIND A VACCINE FOR THIS?!!!?!?

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You know who else rips abdomens when they mate?


May 24, 2022, 1:06 PM

mackey







OtisLady

hotsawce

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S??? ????? ???? ??? ??????? ?????? ???? ??? ??????,
S??? ????? ?? ?? ???????? ???? ? ??????? ??? ????? ?????..


Darn.


May 24, 2022, 1:37 PM

My answer was lacey.

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Love me a good otisman suck joke.***


May 24, 2022, 2:08 PM [ in reply to You know who else rips abdomens when they mate? ]



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*cuck***


May 24, 2022, 2:08 PM



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** cuck


May 24, 2022, 4:30 PM [ in reply to Love me a good otisman suck joke.*** ]

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