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Ben Boulware has a bearskin rug,
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Posted: Aug 25, 2014, 11:32 PM
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but it is not dead. It is too afraid to move..
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Ring of Honor [31701]
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Death once had a near Ben Boulware experience.
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Posted: Aug 25, 2014, 11:45 PM
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Ben Boulware makes onions cry.
When he was a kid, Ben Boulware made his Dad go to his room.
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Oculus Spirit [76598]
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Ben Boulware
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Posted: Aug 25, 2014, 11:58 PM
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Does not look at his watch. He decides what time it is.
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Re: Death once had a near Ben Boulware experience.
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Posted: Aug 26, 2014, 8:35 AM
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Ben Boulware has bigfoot looking for him.
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Ring of Honor [31701]
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Ben Boulware knows Victoria's secret.
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Posted: Aug 26, 2014, 12:04 AM
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When he was born, he drove his mother home from the hospital.
Ben Boulware has a diary. It's called The Guinness Book of World Records.
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Oculus Spirit [76598]
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Ben Boulware
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Posted: Aug 26, 2014, 12:07 AM
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bailed Hutson Mason's mom out of jail.
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Hutson Mason can throw a ball 50 yards...
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Posted: Aug 26, 2014, 12:10 AM
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But Ben Boulware can throw Hutson farther than that.
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Ring of Honor [31701]
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Ben Boulware can get Chic Fil A on Sundee.
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Posted: Aug 26, 2014, 12:16 AM
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Ben Boulware won a starring contest with the sun. 
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110%er [8885]
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Ben Boulwares mom has a "Ben" tattoo
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Posted: Aug 26, 2014, 8:00 AM
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Ben once went swimming with a Great White Shark, just to give it the experience of swimming with Ben.
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Orange Blooded [3064]
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Whew! Talk was he knocked the bear down and stole it off his
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Posted: Aug 26, 2014, 8:03 AM
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back. Glad that's not true. You know what a stickler Dabo is about following the rules like not stealing.
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Oculus Spirit [76598]
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Re: Ben Boulware has a bearskin rug,
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Posted: Aug 26, 2014, 8:03 AM
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Jesus could walk on Water, Ben Bouware can swim through land.
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110%er [8730]
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Re: Ben Boulware doesn't do push-ups,
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Posted: Aug 26, 2014, 8:11 AM
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He pushes the world down
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Orange Blooded [2013]
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Ben boulware's wallet is woven out of chupacabra leather***
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Posted: Aug 26, 2014, 9:00 AM
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Ring of Honor [31701]
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Shout out to Balm for this!***
Posted: Oct 13, 2014, 7:04 PM
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Commissioner [907]
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Re: Ben Boulware has a bearskin rug,
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Posted: Oct 13, 2014, 7:10 PM
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When Ben goes swimming he doesn't get wet. Water gets Ben
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All-TigerNet [12503]
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Once a month
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Posted: Oct 13, 2014, 7:10 PM
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Ben has sex with every woman on Earth. They all bleed for 5 days.
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Ring of Honor [48445]
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Ben Boulware is the reason Mama Nkemdiche said no to Clemson
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Posted: Oct 13, 2014, 7:12 PM
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She could see that her gravy train son would end on the bench behind Ben.
Truth.
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Ring of Honor [31701]
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When he spits sunflower shells, he puts a machine gun to shame.***
Posted: Oct 13, 2014, 7:13 PM
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Ring of Honor [31701]
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Ben Boulware once forced Nick Saban to smile.
Posted: Oct 13, 2014, 7:15 PM
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Ben Boulware once played baseball. He went 5 for 3.
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Orange Blooded [2334]
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Ben Boulware puts his 2 cents in and
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Posted: Oct 13, 2014, 7:21 PM
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demands a quarter back!(intended pun/play on words(?) within the joke)
Ben Boulware counted to infinity.......twice.
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Orange Blooded [3677]
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Re: Ben Boulware has a bearskin rug,
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Posted: Oct 13, 2014, 7:25 PM
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cool
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All-Conference [408]
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Re: Ben Boulware has a bearskin rug,
Posted: Oct 13, 2014, 7:25 PM
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Ben Boulware paid his car taxes on time last year and said "thank you ma'am" to the clerk behind the counter.
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All-TigerNet [11161]
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How Boulware stops the run: Looks at the RB and says "tackle yourself"***
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Posted: Oct 13, 2014, 7:34 PM
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All-In [35887]
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Re: Ben Boulware has
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Posted: Oct 13, 2014, 7:47 PM
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11 eagle eggs for breakfast every day. Raw in a glass.
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