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Rock Defender [56]
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Nightmare from COOTlumbia
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Dec 5, 2013, 8:51 PM
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I was at the game this Saturday with my wife and infant daughter (yes, I brought my infant daughter to the game, because I don't know any better.) While walking to the stadium, we had rocks thrown at us and beer/liquor tossed on us as well. They called my baby a "stupid little tater #####." I just held up my bible, I bring it everywhere, and kept walking. Once in the stadium, we found our seats amongst the coots in the upper deck. They were very loud and intoxicated. They called my wife a slut and threw drinks on all of us. One coot gagged himself in order to throw up all over my family. After we threw the interception, some stupid coot took my baby and threw her off the upper deck. Now I have no baby.. and we lost.. terrible weekend. But at least I still have way more class than the COOTS!!!
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Campus Hero [13749]
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Typical***
Dec 5, 2013, 8:54 PM
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Clemson Icon [27763]
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Sorry to hear about all that, but look at it this way: think
Dec 5, 2013, 8:55 PM
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about all the money you'll save on diapers and formula!
Which means you'll now have more money for really important things...like LIKKER AN' BEER FOR THEM THAR BALLGAMES!!!! Yuk Yuk....
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110%er [7011]
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Harry...
Dec 5, 2013, 9:01 PM
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Don't forget about all the $$$$ saved on babysitters, braces, private eyes following them...
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Clemson Icon [27763]
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LOL....Heck, he might even have enough left over for an
Dec 5, 2013, 9:19 PM
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extra girlfriend or two...on the side, of course!
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Orange Blooded [3245]
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Sure take it to an extreme
Dec 5, 2013, 8:56 PM
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To marginalized the terrible college football environment that is WB. You would make a great defense lawyer for minorities.
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Rooter [227]
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Re: Sure take it to an extreme
Dec 5, 2013, 10:27 PM
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That's kinda racist isn't it? Dude?
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Hall of Famer [8225]
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My lord, I know that is B S, but was funny as ####
Dec 5, 2013, 8:58 PM
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LMFAO!
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Varsity [104]
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Re: My lord, I know that is B S, but was funny as ####
Dec 5, 2013, 9:41 PM
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I don't laugh at Coots on here often (in fact, I'm pretty sure I usually TD every single post of every single Coot I can find, hence my 39% TD rate).
But I laughed at this, too.
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110%er [7011]
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Re: My lord, I know that is B S, but was funny as ####
Dec 5, 2013, 9:48 PM
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Not really. The coots threw Miss Baby Doll over the back. She used to be Ric Flair's and Tully Blanchard's manager. The Nature Boy is pi$$ed she was with you.
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110%er [6101]
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Throw yourself off the upper deck next time moran***
Dec 5, 2013, 9:00 PM
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Walk-On [102]
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Re: Throw yourself off the upper deck next time moran***
Dec 5, 2013, 9:33 PM
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It's Moron you Moron.
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Varsity [104]
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Re: Throw yourself off the upper deck next time moran***
Dec 5, 2013, 9:42 PM
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^^^Another moran showing up. Prepare to be landblasted. Just take it with a grade of slaw, though.
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All-In [27366]
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You're lucky. Sound like your trip was better than average***
Dec 5, 2013, 9:00 PM
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Orange Blooded [2438]
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Cute actually.....now we will help your pulse a bit.
Dec 5, 2013, 9:01 PM
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There - that should get it trending in the right direction....
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Solid Orange [1393]
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Then you bought more meth***
Dec 5, 2013, 9:11 PM
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Enthusiast [110]
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this is hilarious
Dec 5, 2013, 9:16 PM
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Some are so butthurt they resort to lies thinking the nation will catch on. What a joke.
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Ultimate Clemson Legend [102349]
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Re: this is hilarious
Dec 6, 2013, 2:26 AM
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Orange Blooded [2841]
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Re: this is hilarious
Dec 6, 2013, 6:14 PM
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I think you missed the part where it was an obvious joke. The whole "tossed my baby off the upper deck. Now I have no baby…." should have given that away.
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Paw Master [16842]
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Same thing happened to me but...
Dec 5, 2013, 9:21 PM
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...instead of my baby it was my dog.
Coots are dog haters...that's how terrible they are.
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All-Conference [448]
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Re: Nightmare from COOTlumbia
Dec 5, 2013, 9:29 PM
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Sorry for your loss. Are sure it wasn't Blood gang members that did that? I hear they have taken over down there. Maybe more police presence could have saved your baby.
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Hall of Famer [8712]
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Nice try. Everybody knows that no one would ever take their
Dec 5, 2013, 9:34 PM
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infant daughter to WB.
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All-TigerNet [11161]
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That 5-0 paying your trailer rent coot?
Dec 5, 2013, 9:34 PM
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If not, you have until midnight.
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Orange Blooded [2762]
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And we let these people win***
Dec 5, 2013, 9:34 PM
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Fan [56]
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Re: And we let these people win***
Dec 6, 2013, 5:59 PM
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You let us win? Thanks. Gimme five!!!!!
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Orange Blooded [2762]
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Oh No - You guys have earned every win. Shaw and Spurrier
Dec 7, 2013, 12:52 AM
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out did us. 1st to acknowledge that.
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Walk-On [126]
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LOL, Good One
Dec 5, 2013, 9:37 PM
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nm
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Orange Blooded [3245]
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Lol somebody missed the Moran joke***
Dec 5, 2013, 9:38 PM
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Varsity [104]
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Is this true...should have made the paper????***
Dec 5, 2013, 9:46 PM
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Hall of Famer [8928]
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I caught a baby that was thrown out of the stadium. WOW!
Dec 5, 2013, 9:52 PM
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Later we strolled with this infant through the horseshoe, and the child had diplomas thrown her way. WOW! Now she has a diploma from U$uC! She can start her career delivering pizzas early. What a lucky break! Do you want you U$uC college graduate baby back?
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Rock Defender [56]
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Re: I caught a baby that was thrown out of the stadium. WOW!
Dec 5, 2013, 11:02 PM
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I want my baby back, baby back, baby back...
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110%er [5776]
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Should have sent wife and baby, but stayed home to be safe***
Dec 5, 2013, 9:55 PM
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Scout Team [158]
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Re: Nightmare from COOTlumbia
Dec 5, 2013, 11:29 PM
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That can't be true because there are no rocks to throw. The entire city is concrete.
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Orange Blooded [2841]
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Re: Nightmare from COOTlumbia
Dec 6, 2013, 6:15 PM
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Clearly it isn't true.
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Oculus Spirit [39224]
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Ha!
Dec 5, 2013, 11:31 PM
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Yeah, it's hilarious that your fan base consists largely of trash.
The streak isn't all bad. Every year it goes on a few more of our state's bottom feeding inbreds decide to pull for South Carolina.
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Rookie [11]
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Re: Nightmare from COOTlumbia
Dec 6, 2013, 11:52 AM
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You're lucky then, because they killed my whole family.
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Freshman [3]
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Re: Nightmare from COOTlumbia
Dec 6, 2013, 1:21 PM
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This is great stuff!
Hope the baby is okay.
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Fan [56]
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Re: Nightmare from COOTlumbia
Dec 6, 2013, 5:57 PM
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Hubby came home from work and told me a guy at work had a buddy who came back to his truck after the game and someone had actually crapped on it! I said yeah I heard they grabbed babies from Clemson mommies and threw them into their air and stabbed them kinda like the savages in the jungle. Honestly if it's that bad why don't you all stay home in two years and I promise you both fan bases would be much happier. I know I sure would!!!!
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Orange Blooded [2841]
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Re: Nightmare from COOTlumbia
Dec 6, 2013, 6:16 PM
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You know it's a joke right dude? Nobody is throwing babies in Columbia...
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Paw Warrior [4821]
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Sound about right***
Dec 6, 2013, 7:48 PM
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Orange Blooded [2762]
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Classmate of mine got worse - got tricked by a tranny***
Dec 7, 2013, 12:53 AM
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CU Guru [1052]
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Next time....
Dec 7, 2013, 5:35 AM
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Just take the misses to the mens room. I hear that's where coots do their baby making.
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