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Oculus Spirit [83127]
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Trump is a POS:
Jul 8, 2020, 7:52 AM
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https://www.theonion.com/trump-slaughters-dozens-of-american-troops-in-hopes-of-1844282774Trump Slaughters Dozens Of American Troops In Hopes Of Cashing In On Russian Bounties BAGRAM, AFGHANISTAN—Following intelligence reports that Moscow offered to pay Taliban-linked militants to kill coalition forces in Afghanistan, President Donald Trump reportedly slaughtered dozens of U.S. service members Monday in hopes of cashing in on the bounties. “Once I heard Russia was paying out these six-figure sums for dead American soldiers, I knew I couldn’t leave that kind of money lying on the table,” said Trump, remarking that his position as commander in chief gave him full access to U.S. military movements, which meant he had no trouble selecting targets and taking out the troops while they slept. “We weren’t about to walk away from a deal like that. Not on my watch. All we had to do is send in some planes, bomb a few of our bases, and tell the Russians where to send the payment. Believe me, no other president has handled Russia the way I have. No one.” At press time, Republican lawmakers defended Trump’s decision, stating that the president’s methods might be unconventional, but collecting bounties placed on the heads of American troops was good for the economy.
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Re: Trump is a POS:
Jul 8, 2020, 7:57 AM
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Don't give him ideas.
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best line:
Jul 8, 2020, 7:59 AM
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"At press time, Republican lawmakers defended Trump’s decision, stating that the president’s methods might be unconventional, but collecting bounties placed on the heads of American troops was good for the economy."
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A bit dark for The Onion.***
Jul 8, 2020, 8:00 AM
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Oculus Spirit [83127]
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Darker than this?
Jul 8, 2020, 1:39 PM
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https://www.theonion.com/officials-warn-defunding-police-could-lead-to-spike-in-1844149047Officials Warn Defunding Police Could Lead To Spike In Crime From Ex-Officers With No Outlet For Violence LOS ANGELES—Insisting their department provided crucial services that help maintain order in the city, law enforcement officials warned Wednesday that defunding the police could lead to a spike in crime from ex-officers with no outlet for their violence. “The truth is that there are violent people in our society, and we need a police department so they have somewhere to go during the day to channel their rage,” said L.A. police chief Michel Moore, telling reporters that without proper resources, his team would be powerless to take these aggressive individuals off the streets and throw them into a police academy. “If these cuts are allowed to continue, we could be looking at a very real future where someone with a history of domestic abuse is able to terrorize their spouse with impunity instead of being occupied testing out new tactical military equipment or pepper-spraying some random teens. The fact that these dangerous attackers and killers are being gainfully employed by the LAPD is the only thing standing between us and complete chaos.” Moore added that even minor budget cuts could lead to repeat violent offenders walking free instead of spending 10 to 15 years behind a sergeant’s desk.
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Oculus Spirit [83625]
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this is outrageous***
Jul 8, 2020, 8:19 AM
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CU Guru [1878]
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Republicans would still defend him***
Jul 8, 2020, 1:34 PM
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110%er [6138]
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you libs are getting really good at trolling
Jul 8, 2020, 1:58 PM
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give credit where credit's due.
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110%er [6138]
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but i bet you actually hoped it was true***
Jul 8, 2020, 1:59 PM
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Re: but i bet you actually hoped it was true***
Jul 8, 2020, 2:00 PM
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