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Took a buddy out for his 33rd birthday last night.

Jun 12, 2018, 11:12 AM

I hang out with the occasional youngster so that I can siphon off their life force and keep myself youthful, without them knowing the irreparable damage I'm doing. Anyway, he was dead set on all you can eat crablegs. I'm like "I haven't done that in years, so let's see if I've been missing it." Red's on Shem Creek it is. We got there at 5:50, and were told it was a 2 hour wait. Absurd, especially for a Monday, but whatever, we'll booze the time away. We didn't get a table until 8:30. GTFOOH with that nonsense.

BUTT...whilst boozing in the treehouse thing (top deck) and chitchatting with various miscreants, I look at a passing boat. I'm like "are those titties? Is that a dude? Because if it's not a dude, then those are titties." Chick was just casually cruising through in the front of boat with no top on. I pointed it out to errbody, and the various decks started cheering, and the drunk guy on the boat jumped up on the bow and started waving his shirt. This convinced the second chick on the boat to take HER top off, so if you're keeping count, we're up to FOUR titties now. Mind you, these were not fine specimens of women or titties, by any stretch. But hey...they're still titties. I'll take a look.

Crablegs were aight. I think we put away 15 or 16 clusters between us, and I didn't feel good about things when I pushed away from the table. Also, they ran out of butter. BUTTER. ON ALL YOU CAN EAT CRABLEG NIGHT. Who does that? Red's Icehouse does, for one.

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mountains, either on the road that goes by Caesar's Head, or the one that goes through Rosman, NC. Anyway, one one of those two roads, as I approached the "Whalecum to North Carolina" sign, I saw a car pulled off the road near the sign. As I got closer I saw some 60-year-old bearded perv taking a photo of some girl totally nude under the Welcome to NC sign. She had her legs spread and arms spread holding the bottom of the sign.

I have scoured the internets for years looking for that pic, mainly to see if my brake lights/car made it in the pic. It would have been in the very early years of the internet, around 1996. There is a cool blog on Tumblr that has perhaps the largest collection of nude women posing under welcome to SC and NC signs, but I have not found that woman yet.

For your time... (from that blog)

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Took a buddy out for his 33rd birthday last night.

worst poast evar

This poast makes me want to eat crab legs and see tittys.

Pretty cool how you saw all of these Tiddies, and didn't

Something sounds off. Like you're making a much bigger

Yeah, so, here's the thing:

Crestfallen. And point.

This reminds me of the time I was in Miami for Spring Break

and is THAT when the rest of the hi-fiving spree took place?***

More like low 5's from that point on.***

When I was a student at Clemson I was driving in the

and what is this tumbler blog***

Re:

You have to have an account

Re: You have to have an account

not the top half.***

look on the bright side.

Umm, pretty sure it's pronounced 33st.***

33nd***

coincidentally, this song just popped up in mah queueueue

that sounds nothing like experiences at Red's

You would have barely been able to make out the nixels.***

well, they're usually close to middle of the tixels.

I find when things are accurately documented

So how did Mitch like the crab legs?

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