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Took a buddy out for his 33rd birthday last night.
Jun 12, 2018, 11:12 AM
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I hang out with the occasional youngster so that I can siphon off their life force and keep myself youthful, without them knowing the irreparable damage I'm doing. Anyway, he was dead set on all you can eat crablegs. I'm like "I haven't done that in years, so let's see if I've been missing it." Red's on Shem Creek it is. We got there at 5:50, and were told it was a 2 hour wait. Absurd, especially for a Monday, but whatever, we'll booze the time away. We didn't get a table until 8:30. GTFOOH with that nonsense.
BUTT...whilst boozing in the treehouse thing (top deck) and chitchatting with various miscreants, I look at a passing boat. I'm like "are those titties? Is that a dude? Because if it's not a dude, then those are titties." Chick was just casually cruising through in the front of boat with no top on. I pointed it out to errbody, and the various decks started cheering, and the drunk guy on the boat jumped up on the bow and started waving his shirt. This convinced the second chick on the boat to take HER top off, so if you're keeping count, we're up to FOUR titties now. Mind you, these were not fine specimens of women or titties, by any stretch. But hey...they're still titties. I'll take a look.
Crablegs were aight. I think we put away 15 or 16 clusters between us, and I didn't feel good about things when I pushed away from the table. Also, they ran out of butter. BUTTER. ON ALL YOU CAN EAT CRABLEG NIGHT. Who does that? Red's Icehouse does, for one.
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Oculus Spirit [78994]
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worst poast evar
Jun 12, 2018, 11:15 AM
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no pigs
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This poast makes me want to eat crab legs and see tittys.
Jun 12, 2018, 11:16 AM
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I guess I can do that at home tonight w the GF. Just need the Crab legs.
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Pretty cool how you saw all of these Tiddies, and didn't
Jun 12, 2018, 11:26 AM
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think to take a nice picture with some apropos instgram filter on it.
KYS
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Oculus Spirit [97879]
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Something sounds off. Like you're making a much bigger
Jun 12, 2018, 11:26 AM
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deal than necessary over #######. You sound like me in high school. If you didn't redeem yourself with the crab legs and drunkenness, I'd be like "Cool story bruh". But this poast rose just above the cool story bruh level, by a mere inch.
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Yeah, so, here's the thing:
Jun 12, 2018, 11:34 AM
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you're not gonna be allowed to shop here anymore.
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Oculus Spirit [97879]
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Crestfallen. And point.
Jun 12, 2018, 11:44 AM
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FWIW you sound way younger than 33 with your story.
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Oculus Spirit [85710]
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This reminds me of the time I was in Miami for Spring Break
Jun 12, 2018, 11:29 AM
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2007. It just so happened to be techno week which was cool because zombie nation wasn't overplayed at that point and we had it on our spring break mix cd. Anyway, we were at this outdoor club and see this chick pull up her dress and expose her ###. Buddy of mine was like, "dude did you see that, that was awesome" and we high-fived because we saw a girls' ###. We got a little closer in the event it happened again and discovered it was a dude.
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and is THAT when the rest of the hi-fiving spree took place?***
Jun 12, 2018, 11:30 AM
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More like low 5's from that point on.***
Jun 12, 2018, 11:42 AM
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When I was a student at Clemson I was driving in the
Jun 12, 2018, 11:42 AM
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mountains, either on the road that goes by Caesar's Head, or the one that goes through Rosman, NC. Anyway, one one of those two roads, as I approached the "Whalecum to North Carolina" sign, I saw a car pulled off the road near the sign. As I got closer I saw some 60-year-old bearded perv taking a photo of some girl totally nude under the Welcome to NC sign. She had her legs spread and arms spread holding the bottom of the sign.
I have scoured the internets for years looking for that pic, mainly to see if my brake lights/car made it in the pic. It would have been in the very early years of the internet, around 1996. There is a cool blog on Tumblr that has perhaps the largest collection of nude women posing under welcome to SC and NC signs, but I have not found that woman yet.
For your time... (from that blog)
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and what is this tumbler blog***
Jun 12, 2018, 11:56 AM
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Re:
Jun 12, 2018, 12:13 PM
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Oculus Spirit [97879]
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You have to have an account
Jun 12, 2018, 12:13 PM
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because NSFW.
carolinagirlsflashing
There's a Google-approved app in the "Play" store or you can use the web.
Figure the rest out yourself.
FYT again... (like I said...you divide)
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Re: You have to have an account
Jun 12, 2018, 1:21 PM
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All-TigerNet [12763]
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look on the bright side.
Jun 12, 2018, 11:29 AM
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they might have ran out of margarine. Might notta a never had no butta to begin wid!
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Umm, pretty sure it's pronounced 33st.***
Jun 12, 2018, 11:30 AM
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33nd***
Jun 12, 2018, 11:32 AM
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coincidentally, this song just popped up in mah queueueue
Jun 12, 2018, 12:37 PM
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that sounds nothing like experiences at Red's
Jun 12, 2018, 11:31 AM
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too bad you couldn't get a bengaline style photo from way up there.
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You would have barely been able to make out the nixels.***
Jun 12, 2018, 11:35 AM
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CU Medallion [54759]
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well, they're usually close to middle of the tixels.
Jun 12, 2018, 11:36 AM
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*usually*
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Oculus Spirit [97879]
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I find when things are accurately documented
Jun 12, 2018, 11:51 AM
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They tend to be more disappointing than when left to the imagination.
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So how did Mitch like the crab legs?
Jun 12, 2018, 12:06 PM
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Was he disappointed?
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