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Some Transitive Coot Logic after beating Bama.
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Some Transitive Coot Logic after beating Bama.


Sep 9, 2019, 10:36 AM

Let's assume just for kicks and A LOT of giggles that the body snatchers replace the Bama players this Saturday, jut like they did in 2010. Coots beat the imposters 31-30. Then, since they have now beaten Bama, they are automatically better than everybody left on their schedule except us. So, even if they lose to us, they are 10-2 and headed to a nice bowl in somewhere not named Birmingham. What a glorious time to be a Coot! Muschamps buyout is upped to $50 million, and they are locks to win the Natty next year! Forever to Thee.

And They All Lived Cootily Ever After. (Except Jake and Bobby Bentley, who are still lost in the Transfer Portal.)

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Re: Some Transitive Coot Logic after beating Bama.


Sep 9, 2019, 10:44 AM

You forgot one thing . Saban lost in Columbia last time .

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Aliens! All of Earth looks the same to Aliens!


Sep 9, 2019, 10:49 AM

Unless you mistakenly assumed these were home grown body snatchers. I could have explained the scenario better, I guess, my bad.

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Re: Some Transitive Coot Logic after beating Bama.


Sep 9, 2019, 10:53 AM

If you use transitive logic on last years scores they can say that
they would have beaten Bama last year.

After all we only beat the chickens by 21pts and we beat
Bama by 28pts. So if they played Bama they would have won by 7.

Am I doing it right?

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Re: Some Transitive Coot Logic after beating Bama.


Sep 9, 2019, 11:02 AM

Very Good! Ten Forever to Thee's and a trip to a Five Points bar, and you might just have it! But, never fear, penicillin will get rid of "it".

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You have to remember, the Coots win either way..


Sep 9, 2019, 11:37 AM

Even if they lose by 40, after the game they all turn into Bama fans for the rest of the season and post-season.

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Re: You have to remember, the Coots win either way..


Sep 9, 2019, 1:36 PM

Sadly, you are right on. They will probably be cheering when EITHER team scores Satdiddy.

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