GAMECOCKS ARE GONNA SHUT OUT DAT FAKE CAROLINA 300-0. EVERY PLAY CLOWNEY WILL SACK THE QB AND RETURN IT FOR A TD. HE'D PLAY OFFENSE TOO, BUT HE'LL BE TOO BUSY CALLING DA PLAYS. HE'LL ALSO BE RUNNING EVERYTHING IN CONCESSIONS. NO LINES.
WHILE DA FAKE CAROLINA IS IN DA LOCKER ROOM CRYING, CLOWNEY WILL BE HOLDING DOWN DA DRUMS. ALL OF DEM. HE'LL BE A ONE MAN DRUM LINE.