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NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 15, 2018, 7:48 AM
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Dave Doeren’s lugubrious whiners Will look like some mangey caniners. No laptops are needed For us to repeat it - We’ll be perfect record refiners.
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 15, 2018, 7:54 AM
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Again, Doeren found a device! The content therein was not nice. Its anti-Pack memes Were cruel to extremes - Now Clemson will RickRoll him twice.
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 15, 2018, 7:59 AM
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As Doeren’s bunch sputters and bogs, Like sluices all jammed up with logs, They’ll suddenly feel Great power that’s real - The Oculus doesn’t like dogs.
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 15, 2018, 10:09 AM
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Our Cats will rape, pillage and plunder. Those lowly "she-dogs" simply wonder What hit them so fast Destroying their cast, Shredding them utterly asunder.
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 15, 2018, 8:09 AM
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Can't wait for this game on Saturday, when the "mean' old WolfPack come in Because when we're done in The Valley, Doeren's @$$ will be dragging again.
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 15, 2018, 10:05 AM
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"Do-reens" ability is quite dearth. His demeanor demands a rebirth. The "puppies" lack heart And reek of a f@rt As we push around their jellied girth.
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 15, 2018, 10:18 AM
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Thinking they can compete with our boys, Those "pups" will be confused by the noise. Made down in the valley, "Home-cooked" from our galley It'll render them losing all poise.
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 15, 2018, 10:23 AM
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Collect all your valu’ble stuff - The Woofies have all had enough Of laptop-based cheating. They WILL be repeating Their search once their beatdown gets rough.
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 15, 2018, 10:26 AM
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Coach V's schemes will exhaust the "pups" wits. T-Law smilingly shreds them to bits. Our D will harden, Yielding no pardon As the pack is left sucking hind-tits!!!
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 15, 2018, 10:26 AM
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We’ll watch Doeren’s face turn a-scowl And butt-whoop-ed Woofies will howl. This full guarantee Is that which shall be - I’ll bet you a Dell and a towel.
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 15, 2018, 10:42 AM
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Where once we admired, now learned to hate Those foul-mouthed folks from N.C. State. The "pups" constant whining And shameless opining Are traits we can't with commiserate.
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 15, 2018, 11:05 AM
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B D Rechs started this God awful mess Of giving our limerick skills a test. Finding a rhyme for Doeren It made me go explorin' But poor Dave ends Saturday in distress!
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 15, 2018, 11:09 AM
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We will punch them until the last horn. Their penchant for whining, a true scorn. "Pups" fingers salute! Let's put them on mute, And giv'em a huge frown to adorn.
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 15, 2018, 11:13 AM
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Tigers are ready after a two week rest But a big upset is the Wolfpack's quest We will tame the Pack Just an afternoon snack Surely, the voters will be impressed!
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 15, 2018, 11:17 AM
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As the old saying goes, cream rises to the top It's surely not the Noles, they are just a big flop! The Pack has been on fire To big dreams, they do aspire But once again, the Tigers are the cream of the crop!
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 15, 2018, 11:22 AM
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The Pack can be an insufferable bunch Listening to their mouths, you'll lose your lunch Our men will leave no doubt It's an early knockout! Winning by 20, it's more than a hunch!
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 15, 2018, 11:26 AM
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The wolfies have a chance, though slight it's true But keeping up with the Tigers is so hard to do! With the muscle on our D-Line They'll be treated, so unkind. The Tigers are still on top in this rendezvous.
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 15, 2018, 11:28 AM
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While the Tigers are shakin' and bakin' The Wolfpack will be fakin' and quakin' The wolfies won't last They're going down fast Another ACC crown will be ours for the takin'.
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 15, 2018, 11:34 AM
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They come down from tobacco road, you know But our Tigers can't wait to put on a show! Playing lights out Leaving no doubt! We'll just keep building our portfolio!
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 15, 2018, 12:46 PM
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Our mid-season numbers do stand out. The Textile Bowl foes gapingly pout About our great feat Knowing they can't beat Our Tigers are increasingly stout!
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 15, 2018, 1:49 PM
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Dave wishes the cameras weren’t on - He’d rather some radiothon Broadcast this week’s game So no one can claim They witnessed him cry ere he’d gone.
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 15, 2018, 3:05 PM
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The wolfies come down from tobacco road Thinking their QB Finlay can't be slowed Our big four storms in Sacks him time & time again He'll think he's been flushed down the commode!
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 15, 2018, 3:13 PM
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It's one of the Pack fan's greatest fears Losing thirteen out of fourteen years But you can surely bet They've seen nothing yet Doeren's on the sideline, his eyes filled with tears
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 15, 2018, 3:29 PM
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Todd Blacklidge heads up those "in the know", Joined by comments from Sean McDonough. Our men will be praised As the "pups" are dazed Right next to the smiling Holly Rowe!
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 15, 2018, 3:38 PM
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The NC State defensive mutts Can't take Travis Etienne's cuts. They're not very skilled At stopping his build, But they're great at sniffing their butts.
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 15, 2018, 3:40 PM
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The Wolfpack will circle and sneer, But they won't find victory here. Can anyone pout As much as they shout?? Dave Doeren will say, "hold my beer."
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 16, 2018, 5:58 AM
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Far be it from me to be pompous, But Doeren acts like he will stomp us, And truthful that’s not. It’s clear that he’s got A broken reality compass.
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 16, 2018, 6:26 AM
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Last year’s K’Von sideline near miss - The one where the coach, mad as p!ss, Tried taking a swing? You think it might sting For him to wear something like this?
https://youtu.be/GnzabZ5zMSw
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 16, 2018, 6:42 AM
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The wolfpups think they can advance And have taken an arrogant stance They'll soon find out why That teams come to die In Death Valley they won't have a chance
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 16, 2018, 10:34 AM
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State might try to steal all our towels But we all know fear quakes in their bowels As long as holding is called When our linemen are tackled The puppies will be thoroughly shackled
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 16, 2018, 10:43 AM
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Not gonna lie, never thought I would see grown ### men coming up with "Limericks" for another team... a little weird to me
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 16, 2018, 11:43 AM
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Peculiar perhaps, but unique - Not like the ol' mind game mystique Where players steal linen In lieu of, say, winnin'. Can't wait to extend y'all's loss streak.
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 16, 2018, 1:57 PM
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What's with your negative commotion? A "she dog" that licks for her potion. You're not very clever In any endeavor. Even the coots spanked you, DEMOTION!!!
(35-28 . . . That was the last time I pulled for your foul-mouthed crowd. A disgusting loss to an unworthy opponent. And mind you, I live in NC and my oldest son graduated from your "brick infested" institution. You'll have to play the coots once more before I pull for your pups again.)
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You're just jealous because you don't have the ability to
Oct 16, 2018, 3:44 PM
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write them!!
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 16, 2018, 7:50 PM
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Finley will try to manipulate. Our corners will not capitulate. Their pig-skin, it soars Not leading to scores. Doreen's ill carriage does escalate.
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 16, 2018, 3:54 PM
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Paladins, Aggies and a Ramblin' Wreck
Orangemen and Deacons, what the heck
Now, here comes the Pack
They think they're back
But we'll bounce them like a rubber check!
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 16, 2018, 4:33 PM
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The tensions are clearly quite high. It's almost State's time to deny The scoreboard display And blabber away, Complaining to hold back a cry.
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 16, 2018, 5:33 PM
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Battle of "Unbeatens" S-PiN won't promote So we'll just punch out the pups, then gloat. Maybe they are aware We have a cross to bear To expose the pervs under trench coats.
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Roach Pack Roach Pack 3 in a row
Oct 16, 2018, 5:53 PM
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will it happen again? He!! no.
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 16, 2018, 7:40 PM
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Years ago while playing State, My friend ran into a very hot date.
Her short, red dress and 6 inch heels, had his mind thinking what you can guess!
He woke up next morning with frost on his toes, in the back of his pickup without any clothes.
He looked around and she was gone, as well as his wallet, keys and phone.
So beware young men if you do spot, a Nancy State girl who is smokin' hot!
She's not the dream date you surmise; just another Wolf b!tch in disguise!
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 16, 2018, 7:55 PM
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Finley will try to manipulate. Our corners will not capitulate. Their pig-skin, it soars Not leading to scores. Doreen's ill carriage does escalate.
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 16, 2018, 9:18 PM
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Anonymous quoted coach said Let’s hit Gallman right in the head You boys got it rough Our team’s had enough And going to leave punk coach for dead
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 16, 2018, 10:26 PM
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Encouraging evaporation, Canines control temp. regulation By panting a lot. These Woofies do not - They pant for their lost validation.
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 16, 2018, 10:42 PM
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It’s fine to be whiny, I guess, As long as you own your own mess When not being “hosed,” But simply exposed. Alas, all Dave owns is a dress.
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 17, 2018, 5:51 AM
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The Pack’s fateful outcome is sealed - The Woofies will whimper, then yield. When Trevor’s arm launches, They’ll draw up their haunches And drop a big turd on the field.
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 17, 2018, 5:58 AM
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Yes, Finley has quarterback chops, But none of that changes or stops The fact that Big Dex Brings tragic effects. He’s one reason Jake Bentley flops.
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 17, 2018, 6:13 AM
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“I hope Bradley Chubb won’t disturb us - He’ll be at the game, and I’m nervous,” Said one guy to me. I told him, “Don’t be - He just runs the tow’l cleaning service,”
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 17, 2018, 8:33 AM
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You tell me the Wolfpack has chances? I’ll tell you a little man dances Around rainbow ends - He faithfully tends A huge pot of gold while he prances.
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 17, 2018, 10:50 AM
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I read "Doreen" has a punchable face. That sounds more along Isaiah's case. Trench battles will be fierce Some blows even pierce As we butt-drag them at a Mach 4 pace!
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 17, 2018, 11:29 AM
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The wolf-pups might share their opinion. Our Tigers will attack in union, As if we are banded Their butts will be handed To "Doreen" to show our dominion.
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 17, 2018, 1:16 PM
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There’s reason to pay him top dollar - He’ll make Finley scramble and holler And shut the Pack down. When BV’s around, He locks down their muzzle and collar.
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 18, 2018, 6:35 AM
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It really does feel like the fall! Let’s play us a little football! It’s family fun-time When Etienne’s run-time Lets Tigers a pack of wolves maul.
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 18, 2018, 7:51 AM
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The Pack’s insecurity’s flowin’ Despite all their huffin’ and blowin’ - Deep down they all fear Their beatdown is near, But Saturday they’ll be a-knowin.’
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 18, 2018, 8:07 AM
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Our cat’s sharpened incisors do gnaw On the neck cleanly severed by paw. The wolf-pup lays dead, All covered in red As she hovers with menacing maw!
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 18, 2018, 8:00 AM
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The Big Bad Wolf came a while back To call Doeren out on his slack. “I’m blowing down houses! My name dread arouses - You’re scared of a laptop attack!”
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 18, 2018, 8:20 AM
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Tension between fan bases was taut. A victory his whiners have sought. For several years He’s relived his fears The Tigers won again, as they ought.
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 18, 2018, 8:12 AM
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I love all the NC State chatter - Too bad your win record will shatter. I get the impression Dave Doeren’s expression Will still be as dopey, but sadder.
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 18, 2018, 8:34 AM
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They come at us waving Red and Black. Cussing and seething they will attack! But Dabo ain’t scared. Heck, he even dared, Our computers you can’t even hack.
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 18, 2018, 4:34 PM
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Let's do it the sportsmanly way - Instead of straight head-to-head play, We'll handicap State. You think 28? Or maybe more players, mmmkay?
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 18, 2018, 9:10 PM
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Dave Doeren’s most loyal defenders’ Descent on this bored sure engenders A spirit of snark. They do love to “mark,” And thus smell like pee. Crack them winders!
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 18, 2018, 10:03 PM
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Dave Dorens a winning fool Uses dirty play as a tool After Saturday's scars, He'll be hitting the bars Asking strangers to push in his stool.
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 19, 2018, 7:11 AM
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Once we battered them with the “Wayne Train”. Now we’ll use ETN to move chain. The mold is not broke State’s line he will stoke. Clemson WINS - State Loses . . . same refrain.
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 19, 2018, 11:07 AM
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The flash of an or’nge helmet gleams, Then impact, then flowing tear streams - Long after this day, Ol’ Finley will say, “I see XT3 in my dreams.”
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 19, 2018, 11:54 AM
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There’s really not much we can do With all your mean guys rushing through! Our fears are Wolf-sourced!! We’re gonna be forced To score far more touchdowns than you.
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Oculus Spirit [79322]
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 19, 2018, 5:31 PM
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Our drive for "The Title" has resumed. Resolved, without emotions consumed, Cats take the attack Breaking the pup's back. Every Tigers' desires subsumed.
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All-TigerNet [10905]
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 19, 2018, 5:49 PM
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When it comes to passing...sure, Finlay can toss it But our D-Line is going to treat him so caustic Our Trevor can sling it And ETN can really bring it At the end of the day, the Wolfpack will have lost it!
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Legend [16375]
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 19, 2018, 7:32 PM
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It’s ev’ry young Wolfpack fan’s dream To cheer for their favorite team. About the 3rd quarter, Each parent transporter Will leave before we make them scream.
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All-In [26514]
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College Gameday Headed out West
Oct 19, 2018, 8:26 PM
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Desmond Howard was scared of the Best Computers and Towels Wolpackers will howl Dave Doeren is no Chuck the Chest
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Legend [16375]
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 19, 2018, 9:05 PM
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The howl of the she-Wolf grows louder, As if she’s increasingly prouder, But prouder of what? The start of a rut That might be a Doeren kick-outer?
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Oculus Spirit [79322]
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 19, 2018, 10:34 PM
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A sweet day in the valley it will be When our Tigers whip the pups, you'll see! They'll be so distraught, Distracted and taught Dave'll schedule a frontal lobotomy.
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All-TigerNet [10905]
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 19, 2018, 10:42 PM
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Yes, close losses to our Tigers have been A common occurrence for the Pack's Dave Doeren Time for a smackdown Give ole Dave a frown Let the tears from his eyes start pourin'.
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