You dropped the respirator in the grocery store aisle. I was going to simply throw it away but since there is a shortage of respirators and you had your initials in the back, I figured I’d be a gentleman and reach out to you.
Besides, with a man of your small stature and danty fragile face, it would be kinda hard to find a another respirator that tucked nicely under your chin and molded to your face like this one did. We have to look out for one another in these trying times!