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GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 17, 2018, 7:20 AM
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The Tigers descend on A-Town To take on The Bees Who Fall Down. Is this the last strawwwl For Ol’ Granny Pawwwl, Or will the nerds keep him around?
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 17, 2018, 7:40 AM
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It’s tough for a team like GT To blossom emotionally. What Paul Johnson wants Is offense that flaunts It’s love of the backward-bent knee.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 17, 2018, 7:48 AM
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Sung to the Yellow Jacket fight song; "There the Rambin' Wreck from Ga.Tech and their car an old antique. It has no horn, just one tail light, and the yellow chassis squeaks. They need a newer model, not now but for next year And maybe P.J. can be their man to drive it down to here"!
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 17, 2018, 7:56 AM
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Beyond any shred of suspicion, This week we’ll see true Bee submission. We’ve played options twice - Prepared and precise, Our D’s on a rush-crushing mission.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 17, 2018, 7:58 AM
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The football team from Ga Tech Still runs the option, what the heck The option's still great said the coach Not dead or dying like a poisoned roach But, offense is workin' like a ramblin' wreck
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 17, 2018, 8:17 AM
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Techs offense is a racket But Venables can hacket PJs face'l get wrinkled Their OL will get crinkled Makes me glad Im not a Jacket
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The weather in hotlanta is bound to be warm
Sep 17, 2018, 8:41 AM
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And the jackets will be looking to swarm. But when the Tigers arrive, they will destroy the hive, And send the techies scrambling back to their dorm.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 17, 2018, 9:35 AM
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They’ll drive their old noisy jalopy, Then crank up that option that’s floppy - You’d think engineers With brains ‘tween their ears Could generate something less sloppy.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 17, 2018, 11:20 AM
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The Jackets will try to beat us with that option attack And they do have a good running quarterback But Wilkins & Big Dex turn up the heat, Clelan puts Marshall on his back seat Pretty soon that option looks all out of whack!
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 17, 2018, 11:43 AM
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Old Paul doesn't really have much of a chance Against our D-line, his option will not advance The Wreck goes down Paul's wearing a frown As he walks off the field in a trance!
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 17, 2018, 11:48 AM
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When Bobby Dodd Stadium fillz, You Tech fans won’t get many thrillz. Just save you some money And head downtown, honey! Go get one ‘em A-T-L grillz!
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 17, 2018, 11:56 AM
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There was a man named Paul Who had rather a grandmotherly jaw When Clemson comes to town They pound Tech into the ground And he'll let Techs facilities take the fall.
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There once was a lady from Atlanta, who...
Sep 17, 2018, 11:59 AM
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said GT sucks
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 17, 2018, 1:18 PM
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He smooths out his floral bedspread And pulls a sleep cap on his head - He rubs on hand lotion In slow, gentle motion, Then Paul dons his muumuu for bed.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 17, 2018, 1:48 PM
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Cut blocking’s a skillful endeavor - You have to be handsome and clever And basically genius With ice intravenous, And then, like, fall down or whatever.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 17, 2018, 8:09 PM
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Just one of their unexplained whys: These jaundiced, stripe-jacketed flies Have deemed themselves “wreck.” You don’t have to check - It’s true! This crowd self-prophesies!
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 18, 2018, 6:31 AM
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They’ll polish their pocket protectors And fill up their White-Out correctors - The nerds will be prepped, But soon overstepped By or’nge opposition rejectors.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 18, 2018, 10:02 AM
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Paul Johnson's cut back on the cobbler, But still there's that little neck gobbler - His cardio plan Is rigorous, man, But progress is slow. He's a hobbler.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 18, 2018, 1:53 PM
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I fell on a sidewalk in Raleigh - Fell right on my face and said, “Golly!” I got feelin’ better, Then I got a letter - GT offered me a full scholly!
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 18, 2018, 10:25 PM
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They’re gonna test out a new uni! Perhaps if they make ‘em balloony, Their undersized guys Will grow bigger thighs And not look so dirty and puny...
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 19, 2018, 8:08 AM
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Presumably, Bee hopes are thin. Their linemen get socked in the chin, Then ol’ Mammy Pawl Gets up in their craw And beats ‘em with her rolling pin.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 19, 2018, 8:06 PM
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GT’s geometrical minds See scheme as it slowly unwinds And alter their plan. The problem, though, man? BV straight-up whips their behinds!
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 20, 2018, 3:41 PM
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It’s frequently done at the Roach, Where has-beens are ripe for the poach, And now at GT I think it should be About time to find a new coach.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 21, 2018, 8:30 AM
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The Bobby Dodd air will get rowdy - Those nerds will get crazy and loudy When halftime’s ovations Are caused by equations Solved publicly. They’ll be so proudy!
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 21, 2018, 1:58 PM
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We’re down an LB - what a shame. You’d think that might slow down our game, But GT will realize Our 2-deep’s idealized For making them sad that we came.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 21, 2018, 7:30 PM
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It looks as if Pawl has a plan To focus where we’re down a man. Now, that being said, He’ll fall on his head Along with his linemen again.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 21, 2018, 8:25 PM
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The nature photographers see You-name-it - from whale down to flea - But this week they’re ready To see, cameras steady, A big Tiger prey on a bee.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 21, 2018, 9:23 PM
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The Peach State’s perennial power Does not sport a bulldoggish glower - The “technical school” Has owned that pup fool, But we’ll make ALL Georgia folks cower...
If you can hitch a ride, see ya in the CFP, puppies...
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 21, 2018, 10:07 PM
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It’s quite an intriguing dynamic - Atlanta is high-acadamic, And you might get shanked Before your car’s cranked. It’s much like fine toilet ceramic.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 22, 2018, 7:24 AM
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It’s Gameday - let’s spot the dang ball! Somebody give PJ a call - He carries no cell, So you’ll have to tell The Hardee’s gal who calls him “doll.”
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 22, 2018, 8:49 AM
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Collections of nerds wearing yellow Are starting to stir and to bellow, But Pawl’s been awake Since four (goodness sake) To watch QVC and eat Jell-O.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 22, 2018, 1:07 PM
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I guess we’re on upset alert. You’d think that might get feelings hurt, But Dabo and crew Gon’ do what they do - Keep squishing Pawl’s Bees in the dirt.
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