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Poem for Finebaum
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Posted: Nov 28, 2019, 9:52 PM
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As we've moved right along down through all of these years,
I've grown sick of Pawwl's mouth and gargantuan ears.
Yeah - you heard me Finebaum - you old baldheaded swine,
You're a pencil-neck punk with a BOZO hairline!
Pawwl's so condescending - that know-it-all clown,
Every year he thinks Bama will bring home the Crown.
If that doesn't happen the floppy-eared geek,
Says, "Well 'Clemzzon' played NO one - the ACC's weak!"
Okay - BC and Syracuse and NC State,
But Arkansas, Vandy, Ole Miss -THEY are great?
He's really quite grumpy, the surly old fart,
But just pay no attention - the fool ain't that smart.
Last year we all know who was tougher and quicker,
And when it was over - Nick or Pawwl - who was sicker?
Just keep flappin' your gums Pawwl and packyderm ears,
And fly south to see Clemson win THREE in four years!!
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Re: Poem for Finebaum
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Posted: Nov 28, 2019, 10:22 PM
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Ha ha!
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+1!!!...***
Posted: Nov 28, 2019, 10:39 PM
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Finebaum's haiku response
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Posted: Nov 28, 2019, 10:56 PM
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Just keep on watching
My bank account grows and grows
I'm your addiction
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Re: Poem for Finebaum
Posted: Nov 28, 2019, 11:19 PM
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Bravo!
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awesome
Posted: Nov 29, 2019, 10:06 AM
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great stuff !!!!
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Re: Poem for Finebaum
Posted: Nov 29, 2019, 11:33 AM
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Now this is funny!
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Re: Poem for Finebaum
Posted: Nov 29, 2019, 11:43 AM
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Golf clap to you sir. Well done.
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Re: Poem for Finebaum
Posted: Nov 29, 2019, 12:18 PM
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????????????????????
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Re: Poem for Finebaum
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Posted: Nov 29, 2019, 4:21 PM
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Your poetry rouses the spirit
Of Tigers who’re able to hear it.
Paul Finebaum makes noise
That no one enjoys,
But SEC lets him career it.
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Re: Poem for Finebaum
Posted: Nov 29, 2019, 4:25 PM
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I don't even like poetry, but that is worth reading. +1.
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