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Poem for Finebaum

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Posted: Nov 28, 2019, 9:52 PM
 

As we've moved right along down through all of these years,
I've grown sick of Pawwl's mouth and gargantuan ears.
Yeah - you heard me Finebaum - you old baldheaded swine,
You're a pencil-neck punk with a BOZO hairline!
Pawwl's so condescending - that know-it-all clown,
Every year he thinks Bama will bring home the Crown.
If that doesn't happen the floppy-eared geek,
Says, "Well 'Clemzzon' played NO one - the ACC's weak!"
Okay - BC and Syracuse and NC State,
But Arkansas, Vandy, Ole Miss -THEY are great?
He's really quite grumpy, the surly old fart,
But just pay no attention - the fool ain't that smart.
Last year we all know who was tougher and quicker,
And when it was over - Nick or Pawwl - who was sicker?
Just keep flappin' your gums Pawwl and packyderm ears,
And fly south to see Clemson win THREE in four years!!


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Posted: Nov 28, 2019, 10:22 PM
 

Ha ha!


+1!!!...***


Posted: Nov 28, 2019, 10:39 PM
 




Finebaum's haiku response

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Posted: Nov 28, 2019, 10:56 PM
 

Just keep on watching
My bank account grows and grows
I'm your addiction

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Posted: Nov 28, 2019, 11:19 PM
 

Bravo!


awesome


Posted: Nov 29, 2019, 10:06 AM
 

great stuff !!!!

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Posted: Nov 29, 2019, 11:33 AM
 

Now this is funny!


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Posted: Nov 29, 2019, 11:43 AM
 

Golf clap to you sir. Well done.


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Posted: Nov 29, 2019, 12:18 PM
 

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Posted: Nov 29, 2019, 4:21 PM
 

Your poetry rouses the spirit
Of Tigers who’re able to hear it.
Paul Finebaum makes noise
That no one enjoys,
But SEC lets him career it.

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GO TIGERS


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Posted: Nov 29, 2019, 4:25 PM
 

I don't even like poetry, but that is worth reading. +1.


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