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Heisman Winner [105590]
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Starkist Tuna vs. PB&J
Feb 5, 2018, 1:05 PM
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Hey Jounge,
Which looks more UDP? Me bringing a PB&J from the house, or a packet of starkist tuna and eating it straight from the pouch? Looking to keep my poor profile so the boss eventually gives me a raise.
#PrayersUp
#Thanks
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Orange Blooded [3184]
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Re: Starkist Tuna vs. PB&J
Feb 5, 2018, 1:08 PM
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How dirty is your lunchbox? Does it have buttmudd all over the side of it? Does it smell like @ryanadidas 's cooter?
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Heisman Winner [105590]
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The kids repossessed my dinosaur lunchbox so I am using a
Feb 5, 2018, 1:10 PM
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Publix Plastic Bag
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Oculus Spirit [79253]
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You just ruined your whole game
Feb 5, 2018, 1:24 PM
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No poors shop at Pubelix
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Eat the tuna straight from the pouch w/ your tongue.
Feb 5, 2018, 1:11 PM
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Groan to yourself softly while doing so, and use a single index finger to scoop out the stuff in the bottom of the pouch.
Maintain eye contact with the fat black sassy woman who probably works at the front desk or in HR.
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All-TigerNet [11207]
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Or get a plastic spork from the break room then wash it
Feb 5, 2018, 1:18 PM
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when your finished so you can reuse it. Nothing screams "I am teh poor" more than reusing disposable plasticware.
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Heisman Winner [105590]
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Eat the boner straight from the pants w/ your tongue.***
Feb 5, 2018, 1:20 PM
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Heisman Winner [137954]
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Just smell the receptionist desk seat cushion.***
Feb 5, 2018, 1:21 PM
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Legend [17337]
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C. Ramen with Taco Bell hot sauce packets for condiments
Feb 5, 2018, 1:12 PM
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$1 to H8nusc®
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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You make fun, but he paid for that Ramen with cash money.
Feb 5, 2018, 1:13 PM
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No loans or credit card for him.
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CU Medallion [54758]
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I have a drawer full of tuna pouches
Feb 5, 2018, 1:37 PM
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the BumbleBee juans that come in a variety of 'flavors'.
can't really do plain tuna, but these pouches are all pretty tasty, and don't really seem to add a lot of calories/crap
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CU Medallion [54758]
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oh, and I totes eat right out of the pouch***
Feb 5, 2018, 1:37 PM
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Heisman Winner [137954]
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#nohands?***
Feb 5, 2018, 1:44 PM
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CU Medallion [55779]
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STARKIST?!? Who can afford that stuff?
Feb 5, 2018, 1:57 PM
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Rich boy.
Look at me, I can afford fancy tuna!!!
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Heisman Winner [135609]
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Neither.
Feb 5, 2018, 2:06 PM
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What I suggest would be making a small campfire in the breakroom, and boiling up some delicious Ramen Noodles. Walk around asking coworkers for any scrap paper they may have to help keep the pot boiling long enough to cook the noodles.
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