1. Rub five in a row in Clemson fans' faces incessantly. 2. Cut down our players and fans for years. 3. Call us "little brother" and "just another team" leading up to the game. 4. Have your band play during our alma mater. 5. When our team and our fans show you what's up, whine and cry that you've been disrespected. 6. Rinse and repeat next year.