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Hypothetical FB Scenario...Board Gestapo Need Not Play
May 12, 2017, 12:01 PM
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2017 Season is complete, Clemson finishes regular season with a single loss to Auburn and wins out, culminating in 3 consecutive wins against Miami in ACCCG 24-9, Ohio State 21-3 and ultimately wins a knife fight with Alabama 16-14. Dabo has taken a defensive juggernaut and slugged its was to a 2nd NC.
Dateline Tuscaloosa May 2017: The Tuscaloosa Trailer Investigator reported today that Nick Saban while trying to style his hair on a Jet Ski collided with a trot line catfish boat and was killed.
The Alabama AD quietly approaches Dabo and offers him the following contract. 8 Years $75M and a full buyout of his Clemson contract. Dabo notifies the Clemson AD of this approach and asks Clemson to match the deal.
What happens in this hypothetical?
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Orange Blooded [3573]
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Saban's headless body still wins the SEC west
May 12, 2017, 12:23 PM
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Dabo doesn't/wouldn't ask Clemson to match Bama money. If Dabo goes to Bama, it's not for financial reasons.
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Re: Hypothetical FB Scenario...Board Gestapo Need Not Play
May 12, 2017, 12:35 PM
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Dabo says: "Jus kidding," and we, as a board, laugh, make fun of, and celebrate beating 'Til again!
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Re: Hypothetical FB Scenario...Board Gestapo Need Not Play
May 12, 2017, 12:35 PM
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Dabo says: "Jus kidding," and we, as a board, laugh, make fun of, and celebrate beating 'Bama again!
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All-In [26514]
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You lost me at Miami in the ACC championship game***
May 12, 2017, 12:42 PM
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110%er [6138]
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who coaches Bama during 2017 season?***
May 12, 2017, 12:46 PM
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CU Medallion [57152]
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she said no gestapo.
May 12, 2017, 12:48 PM
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obviously they saved the severed head and kept it alive ala Walt Disney and Saban coached from the cranial chamber. Virtual reality has come a long way and as far as he knows he's still chewing assistant coach's ##### up and down the sideline.
Plus, morbid has an ® and can stealthily change it to May 2018 and then your comment would look silly now wouldn't it.
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Orange Blooded [2557]
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Re: she said no gestapo.
May 12, 2017, 12:56 PM
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maybe they hypothetically got Lane back for one season
May 12, 2017, 1:18 PM
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then decided they needed Dabo...
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Don't You Gender Identify Me...I Can Be a He or an It If I
May 12, 2017, 1:21 PM
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All-TigerNet [11028]
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No problem. We reach out to Ken Hatfield.***
May 12, 2017, 12:52 PM
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Clemson hikes ticket prices $10/game so they can match
May 12, 2017, 1:17 PM
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the offer. Every Clemson fan happily pays the extra 10 bucks...
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Doing The Math
May 12, 2017, 9:07 PM
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If you have to raise an incremental $5M/year. 7 Home games x 80K seats is 560K season seats x $9/ticket gets you there.
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Re: Hypothetical FB Scenario...Board Gestapo Need Not Play
May 12, 2017, 1:19 PM
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Before any of this happens, lets all tweet to Saban that jet shi riding is the most dangerous water activity in the world. And that we are having bad dreams of him running across a cat fish trot line and drowning. Also that Dabo takes his job winning NC after NC making Bama fans glad that he hit that trot line just right!!! That should keep him off of a Jet ski for awhile!!!
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Could we match it?*****
May 12, 2017, 1:36 PM
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Some people on here come up with the dumbest stuff!***
May 12, 2017, 10:18 PM
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