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Legend [16383]
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LOUISVILLE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 14, 2019, 1:57 PM
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Scott Satterfield’s doin’ good work In taking the reins from that jerk Named Bobby Petrino! But grab some Aveeno For soreness when we go berserk...
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Legend [16383]
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Re: LOUISVILLE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 14, 2019, 2:00 PM
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The cool, gothic “L” on your hats, Your prison-born, poorly done tats, And your nasty smiles Are typical styles For fans of the conf’rence doormats.
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Rock Defender [54]
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Re: LOUISVILLE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 14, 2019, 2:01 PM
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Met a girl from kentucky Asked her if she wanted to f**k me We had to wait instead Because I pooped in the bed Methinks I was not so lucky
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All-In [26552]
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Papa John ... he had a nice car
Oct 14, 2019, 2:09 PM
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they ran him off, feathers and tar Clemson is coming Cards get your drubbing Question is polls ... dropping how far ?
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Re: LOUISVILLE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 2, 2021, 12:10 PM
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I'm planning on making my rounds On the Bourbon Trail and Churchill Downs. I'll do this on Sunday; It'll be such a fun day Right after we dispose of these clowns.
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Legend [16383]
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Re: LOUISVILLE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 14, 2019, 5:55 PM
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We’ll roll through the big house of pizza And thump ev’ry player we meet-za. The Papa John’s flavor We’ll certainly savor - It’s Cardinal all-you-can-eatza!
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Legend [16383]
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Re: LOUISVILLE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 14, 2019, 6:11 PM
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When Schnatter spewed gaffe after gaffe, Y’all shrugged with a wink and a laugh ‘Cause, honestly, Bobby Was even more slobby. Please take a morality baff.
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Legend [16383]
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Re: LOUISVILLE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 15, 2019, 8:02 AM
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Those 62 points on the Deacs Have got y’all all flapping your beaks. This weekend we’ll see How “good” y’all can be When stuffed by true athletic freaks.
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Legend [16383]
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Re: LOUISVILLE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 15, 2019, 2:02 PM
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Good gracious. You’d think B.T. Potter Was led like a lamb to the slaughter. The talking heads whine, But ev’rything’s FINE! They’re act like they’re “somebody’s daughter.”
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Legend [16383]
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Re: LOUISVILLE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 17, 2019, 6:37 AM
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Remember when Bobby McRidin’ Went morally slippin’ and slidin’ And dragged you guys down? He’s now not around, But draggin’s a trait that’s abidin’.
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Legend [16383]
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Re: LOUISVILLE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 17, 2019, 6:56 AM
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Dagummit, man. XT is out. I’m tempted to grumble and pout, But then I remember Since early September, Our ends have ALL learned “leave no doubt.”
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Legend [16383]
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Re: LOUISVILLE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 17, 2019, 7:52 AM
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The ‘Ville thinks chrome helmets are cool. I’d like to suggest, as a rule, With increase in flair, You won’t as well fare When Tigers get after you, fool.
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Legend [16383]
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Re: LOUISVILLE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 17, 2019, 1:25 PM
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You tell me which head coach was odder: The one that chewed out B.T. Potter Or, rather, the one Who thought it was fun To cheat with a peer of his daughter??
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Legend [16383]
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Re: LOUISVILLE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 17, 2019, 1:48 PM
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Your primary quarterback’s down, You wear a big “points allowed” crown, And Satterfield’s new - That’s only a few Good reasons why we’ll make you drown.
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Re: LOUISVILLE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 17, 2019, 6:31 PM
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Our Tigers head on up to Louisville town With plans to take those Cardinals down You may have put 62 on Wake But it will be no mistake We'll bury you outside of Churchill Downs
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All-In [40950]
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roses are red and violets are blue
Oct 17, 2019, 6:39 PM
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And louisville sux like the coots and the famous louisville cheerleader from s few years ago...2
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Should you really make a poast and do all your own replies?
Oct 17, 2019, 7:24 PM
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Legend [16383]
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Re: Should you really make a poast and do all your own replies?
Oct 18, 2019, 8:17 AM
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I have some opinions to spew, A little trash-talking to do, And mad rhymes aplenty. Why would I make twenty New poastings when one poast will do?
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Legend [16383]
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Re: LOUISVILLE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 18, 2019, 8:02 AM
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The media stories are angled, The CFP outlook is tangled, But up there tomorrow We’re gonna cause sorrow And Card’nals are gonna get strangled.
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Legend [16383]
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Re: LOUISVILLE WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 18, 2019, 9:36 PM
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The overalls thing is inviting The Cards to perceive some infighting And think we’re not focused. Meanwhile, we’re the wokest And they’ll bear the brunt of the biting...
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