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Doggo Joke of the Day....yes, its P&R!
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Doggo Joke of the Day....yes, its P&R!


Oct 29, 2018, 10:00 AM

Nancy Pelosi called Chuck Shumer one day and said, I have a plan to help us win the mid terms in 2018 and help us
regain control of Congress.

"Great Nancy, but how?" asked Chuck.

We'll get some cheesy clothes and shoes, like most Middle Class Americans wear, then stop at the pound and pick up a
Labrador Retriever. Then, we'll go to a nice old country bar in Montana and show them how much admiration and
respect we have for the hard working people living there."

So they did, and found just the place they were looking for in Bozeman, Montana. With the dog in tow, they walked
inside and stepped up to the bar.

The Bartender took a step back and said, "Hey! Aren't you Chuck Shumer and Nancy Pelosi?"

“Yes we are!" said Nancy, "And what a lovely town you have here. We Were passing through and Chuck suggested
we stop and take in some local color."

They ordered a round of bourbon for the whole bar and started chatting up a storm with anyone who would listen.

A few minutes later, a grizzled old rancher came in, walked up to the Labrador, lifted up its tail, looked underneath,
shrugged his shoulders and walked out.

A few moments later, in came another old rancher. He walked up to the dog, lifted up its tail , looked underneath,
scratched his head and left the bar.

For the next hour, another dozen ranchers came in, lifted the dog's tail, and left shaking their heads.

Finally, Nancy asked, "Why did all those old ranchers come in and look under the dog's tail? Is it some sort of custom?"

"Lord no," said the bartender. "Someone's out there running around town, claiming there's a Labrador Retriever in
here with two ########!"

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Re: Doggo Joke of the Day....yes, its P&R!


Oct 29, 2018, 12:18 PM

That's ok i guess, but the best Republican joke is sitting on his throne in the Oval Office bathroom tweeting right now.

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