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Clemson Conqueror [11154]
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Why though?
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Jun 6, 2025, 2:06 PM
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Dear Wedding Planners:
It seems that every year, someone decides to get married during football season. Oddly, it also seems as if the wedding is scheduled to occur during the same time that Clemson is playing football. This has to come to an abrupt halt. Full stop, I will not attend any weddings, funerals, courthouse arraignments, or even lifesaving medical procedures that would require me to miss a Clemson football game.
Ladies, if you're engaged to an alleged man who has opted to schedule your wedding during a Clemson football game, then that man is not for you. In fact, it may not be a man at all, and you may want to reconsider your decision to marry that individual.
Gentlemen, if your special honey-booboo wants to get married on a Clemson football Saturday and such recitals are occurring during a Clemson football game, I suggest that you run as fast as you can from that woman. It just wouldn't work out at all because that is the type of woman that will have you cleaning gutters, washing cars, cutting grass, etc. while the game is on and even if those chores are completed, you'll be stuck watching some NETFLIX special while the game is on. Save yourself the heartache of divorce and end things amicably right now while it's free. Wait any longer and go through with that ceremony and you'll be paying attorneys for your right to watch Clemson football.
For the love of all things Orange and White STOP getting married during Clemson football games. Unless you're getting married on the Tiger Paw midfield during Halftime, I'm not interested.
GO TIGERS!
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Top TigerNet [30822]
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Re: Why though?
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Jun 6, 2025, 2:16 PM
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I got married during deer season. I must have been in heat.
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Clemson Conqueror [11154]
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Re: Why though?
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Jun 6, 2025, 2:26 PM
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I got married during deer season. I must have been in heat.
Yes, but was it during a Clemson football game?
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Scout Team [89]
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Jun 6, 2025, 2:28 PM
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I got married August 9, went deer hunting August 15. My buddy shot a deer and after dragging out and cleaning it I got home around midnight. Been married 6 days. Don’t ask me how that turned out! She must have gotten over it because we celebrate 45 years this august!!
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Clemson Conqueror [11154]
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Re: Why though?
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Jun 6, 2025, 2:31 PM
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Good for you two, but did you get married on a Clemson Football Saturday during the game?
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Scout Team [89]
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Jun 6, 2025, 2:48 PM
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We did not, my wife would never alWe met at Clemson and the rest is history. I agree with your point about not getting married on a Clemson game. Maybe get married on Friday and honeymoon in Clemson!
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Valley Legend [13096]
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Re: Why though?
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Jun 6, 2025, 2:45 PM
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Amen! I am with you. Not gonna miss the game because someone scheduled an event during the time frame Clemson is playing football.
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Valley Protector [1471]
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I only got married once***
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Jun 6, 2025, 2:46 PM
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Orange Blooded [2370]
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Re: Why though?
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Jun 6, 2025, 2:46 PM
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I got married when we lost to Miami in 2023. I watched the game another day and thank god I chose that day and missed that game.
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Clemson Conqueror [11154]
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Jun 6, 2025, 3:05 PM
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I got married when we lost to Miami in 2023. I watched the game another day and thank god I chose that day and missed that game.
It's probably why Clemson lost. They lost because you weren't screaming loud enough at your television set.
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Game Day Hero [4539]
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Jun 6, 2025, 4:05 PM
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I've only missed one Clemson game due to a wedding. In 1982, my brother got married up in Virginia on the day of the South Carolina game! My tickets went to my wife's boss. He asked me "How much?" I told him, "Keep your money . . . you can't afford them!"
Additionally, my third child was due in September, 1984. Fortunately, it was to be a Caesarean delivery. The doctor and I both agreed it was not happening on a home date for Clemson football. The delivery was scheduled for a Wednesday!!
Go, Tigers!
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National Champion [8076]
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Jun 6, 2025, 4:27 PM
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Agreed. Major red flag to get married during a Clemson game.
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Game Changer [1866]
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Jun 6, 2025, 4:54 PM
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Men do some really stupid things for love. One of those things is getting married during football season and forgetting there will be a lifetime of anniversaries to celebrate in the middle of it.
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Paw Warrior [5025]
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Jun 6, 2025, 10:49 PM
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When I got engaged my dad said don’t plan your wedding date during football season because there will people that may not attend and he said he would likely be one of them 😆. He didn’t have to tell me that because I’m a huge football fan and wouldn’t have done it anyway but Fall really would be my 1st choice for a wedding because I think it’s the prettiest time of the year.
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Gridiron Giant [15531]
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Jun 6, 2025, 11:37 PM
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Clemson vs Ohio State 2019 - Dec. 28.
Clemson 29 - OSU 23
Invited and had to go to a debutante party. Rented tux with tails, went to deb for 15 minutes and said hello to all the important people and quickly left to go watch the game at a friend's house. Left my wife at the party. 😂
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Clemson Conqueror [11154]
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Re: Why though?
Jun 7, 2025, 4:06 AM
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Clemson vs Ohio State 2019 - Dec. 28.
Clemson 29 - OSU 23
Invited and had to go to a debutante party. Rented tux with tails, went to deb for 15 minutes and said hello to all the important people and quickly left to go watch the game at a friend's house. Left my wife at the party. 😂
To this day, you're probably still on extra duty, but hey it was worth it in the end. GO TIGERS!
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Trainer [43]
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Jun 7, 2025, 4:16 AM
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If you spend $45 @ the courthouse & do it on a week day, you're just as married as the people who waste thousands of dollars & months of anxiety over a "real wedding".
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Orange Blooded [2554]
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Jun 7, 2025, 6:23 AM
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My GaTech nephew got married during the Louisville game last year so you can hang that L on me. I told him he needs to plan better but what can you do . I found a tv in the corner of the bar and was able to check in on the terribleness of that game.
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Orange Beast [6174]
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I was married on a Clemson football Saturday.
Jun 7, 2025, 6:38 AM
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They lost. I was wearing my orange socks. That couldn’t have been the reason for the loss. So I cancelled the Honeymoon and began annulment proceedings.
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