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Took my wife's car to Hickory early this AM for service

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Jan 14, 2022, 1:39 PM
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Try not to leave the Hills often, just look what I saw


Decided not to mention 30 to ZERO as he was about 6'5"/280# and had on hot pants with a temp in the mid 30's. Noticed he kept looking my way, was my fly open? Realized why when I pitched my phone in the seat, back side up.


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Jan 14, 2022, 1:43 PM
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Wow almost a 2 fir 1 on the C-o-c-k-s. Wherever it was I would never go back.

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Maybe he was wondering why some dude was taking pics of him.***

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Jan 14, 2022, 1:43 PM
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Really???

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Jan 14, 2022, 1:49 PM
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?????

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Can't catch me

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Jan 14, 2022, 4:01 PM
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I studied ever one those Spy vs Spy in Mad when I was a young lad.

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monter le cheval de fer
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You coulda taken him.

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Jan 14, 2022, 1:49 PM
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Coots are slow and stupid.

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Re: You coulda taken him.

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Jan 14, 2022, 2:52 PM
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and to quote another t-net poster:"coots usually blink when hit in the head with a ballpeen hammer".

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Jan 14, 2022, 2:56 PM
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sorry.just realized that 2k is the author of that quote.no disrespect.just love the quote.

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Jan 14, 2022, 2:29 PM
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So...he's a cross-dresser? (Bills and Chickens)
With patent leather shoes, no less!

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Jan 14, 2022, 2:44 PM
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Hey, that’s somebody’s son.

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Jan 14, 2022, 2:47 PM
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Worst than that. That’s somebody’s father.

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must be nice to have a sugar momma***

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Jan 14, 2022, 3:03 PM
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Jan 14, 2022, 3:06 PM
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The 80's called, they want their shorts back.

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Don’t look now,

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Jan 14, 2022, 3:13 PM
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but that’s been the style for a few years now…

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Jan 14, 2022, 3:18 PM
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Maybe, but that ole boy is not ANYBODY'S fashion plate!

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I would agree.***

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Jan 14, 2022, 3:25 PM
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Jan 14, 2022, 3:27 PM
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I wear shorts 365 days a year. is that a problem?

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Same!***

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Jan 14, 2022, 3:30 PM
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Re: Same!***

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Jan 14, 2022, 5:30 PM
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Yep, he is a proud one. They won the mayonnaise bowl and their other idol team won the national championship so they think they are entitled now to say "we" won.

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Since I am year round shorts guy I’m not gonna hate on his shorts

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Jan 14, 2022, 5:29 PM
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But his shirt on the other hand...

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"The one who thinks we can and the one who thinks we can't are both right! Which one are you, son? Which one are you, son?"


What you have captured on record there is an actual, real,

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Jan 14, 2022, 5:39 PM
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Coot fan, I believe. The reason I say this is that he is wearing a Buffalo Bills cap. Only a perennial loser like a true blue Coot fan would identify with the NFL team that has most famously NEVER won a Super Bowl, but LOST four of them in a row.

If he were your run of the mill wishy washy Coot fan, he would be wearing either an older BAMA cap, or a brand new GEORGIA cap, or from the NFL would almost invariably be wearing a Dallas Cowboys cap.

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Jan 14, 2022, 9:39 PM
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2k® said:

Try not to leave the Hills often, just look what I saw


Decided not to mention 30 to ZERO as he was about 6'5"/280# and had on hot pants with a temp in the mid 30's. Noticed he kept looking my way, was my fly open? Realized why when I pitched my phone in the seat, back side up.


Did you pray for a full brainwashing to delete that image from your brain?
My bigger question is why you still had that image on your phone after seeing it???
I'm hoping that I can forget it.

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Jan 14, 2022, 10:11 PM
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He’s prolly wearing the shorts so people won’t stare and giggle at his shoes. Or his sweatshirt. But you’re right, that’s a big ol’ boy…. you’d need to bring a lunch if you were gonna start something.

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Jan 15, 2022, 9:40 AM
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My wife is heading to Hickory this morning to see her dad before the snow comes in. Please pray the she won't run into this "individual".

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"If a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal."


It’s ok if she uses her car to run into him.***


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Jan 15, 2022, 9:49 AM
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I wonder… hickory… hickory tavern?

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Jan 15, 2022, 12:05 PM
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Should have told him that Carolina’s school color is light blue and their mascot is not a chicken.

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