I mean I kinda feel bad for him. He pulls the hardest for the worse men’s sports team on campus. Football, baseball, soccer, track, tennis, and golf are all a betters men program than the basketball team. I can only imagine how much he drinks to cope with that.
So this guy finds a jeanie. The jeanie says I will give you three wishes. But What ever you wish for your wife gets double. The man said ok then I wish for a car. The jeanie says ok but your wife gets two. The man then wishes for a house. The jeanie then says ok but your wife gets two. Then the man says ok I wish you would beat me half to death!