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'St. Patty's Day' Dad Joke Monday!! Mercy!

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Salty55®

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'St. Patty's Day' Dad Joke Monday!! Mercy!

Mar 17, 2025, 6:44 AM

That's a heckuva start to a week!

What's Irish and sits outside all day and all night?
Patty O'Furniture.

Murphy told Quinn his wife was driving him to drink. Quinn replied, "You're lucky! Mine makes me walk!"

As usual, Finnegan is drunk! He walks into the church and heads straight to the confessional box.
There's silence. The priest waits and waits for Finnegan to start talking. Finally, the priest pounds on the wall.
"Ain't no use in knocking", Finnegan yells back. "There's no paper on this side either!"

Why don't you EVER iron a 4-leaf clover?
Ya don't want to press yer luck!

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Re: 'St. Patty's Day' Dad Joke Monday!! Mercy!

Mar 17, 2025, 6:55 AM

What's green and comes out in the Spring? Paddy O'Furniture! (my version, Salty)

What do you call a magician who has lost his magic? Ian.

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Re: 'St. Patty's Day' Dad Joke Monday!! Mercy!

Mar 17, 2025, 6:58 AM

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Why are Irish so good? They were born with a heart of gold.

Mar 17, 2025, 7:28 AM

What would you get if you crossed Christmas with St. Patrick's Day? St. O'Claus.

How do you get a leprechaun's attention? Say "look clover there".

What is the best month of the year to have a parade? March.

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Sláinte!

Mar 17, 2025, 7:45 AM

What kind of spells do leprechauns use? Lucky charms.

What conversation can you expect from a leprechaun? One with a lot of small talk.

Knock knock.
Who’s there? Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!

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"When I was young, I was sure of many things; now there are only two things of which I am sure: one is, that I am a miserable sinner; and the other, that Christ is an all-sufficient Saviour. He is well-taught who learns these two lessons." -John Newton

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Re: Sláinte!

Mar 17, 2025, 12:44 PM

I loved Lucky Charms when I was a kid. I would eat all the cereal first and that would leave at least a couple spoonfuls of marshmallows for last!

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Re: 'St. Patty's Day' Dad Joke Monday!! Mercy!

Mar 17, 2025, 8:03 AM

Which animal has the largest chest?
A Z-bra.

Is that a mirror in your pocket?
Because I can see myself in your pants.

How does a wiener go camping?
In a Wiener-bago.

My wife asked me to spoon in bed, but I’d rather fork.

What’s the difference between peanut butter and jam?
Only one has nuts.

What does the horny toad say?
Rub it.