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Saturday 'Dad Jokes' and coffee...

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Salty55®

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Saturday 'Dad Jokes' and coffee...

May 24, 2025, 6:42 AM

Pretty sure the coffee's better...no joke!

I went to Legoland last week. Folks were lined up for blocks! (See what I mean?)

I was playing chess with my friend and he said, "Let's make this interesting." So we stopped playing.
(It can get worse...trust me!)

I'm Buzz Aldrin, second man on the moon. Neil before me! (Told ya!)

Let's wrap this pathetic effort up:
I went skydiving today...first time ever. This lady strapped herself to me, we jumped out of the plane and as we plummeted, she asked, "So, how long have you been an instructor?"

Go Tigers! Time to hit the road, here...'LA-bound'! Be safe out there, Tiger Nation!

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May 24, 2025, 6:46 AM

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the tug abides

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May 24, 2025, 7:00 AM

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I try to save a life a day, usually it is my own.

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Re: Saturday 'Dad Jokes' and coffee...

May 24, 2025, 7:10 AM

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BAD GOLFER AND A BAD SKYDIVER?
A BAD GOLFER GOES
"Whack, darn!"
A BAD SKYDIVER GOES
"Darn, whack!"

T-shirt is actually short for tyrannosaurus shirt.
It's because of the small arms.

I forgot to pay my monthly Scrabble Club subscription.
Now they're sending me threatening letters.

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I love going outdoors. It's much easier than going out windows.

May 24, 2025, 8:14 AM

I bought my girlfriend a pug for a birthday present. Despite the squashed nose and the bulging eyes, the dog still loves her.

I told the doctor's receptionist I needed an appointment. She asked "How about ten tomorrow?" I said "No, I only need one".

I'm pretty average at hide and seek, but I haven't found anyone that's better.

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Re: Saturday 'Dad Jokes' and coffee...

May 24, 2025, 8:59 AM

The Dr fitted me for a neck brace 3 years ago. I haven't look back since.

How do you watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Tentickles

Why did the broom get promoted? It knew how to sweep the competition l

Go Tigers, sweep the day!