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Pretty sure it's Thursday...but the Dad Joke may be on me!
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Trying to avoid a repeat of last week's (apparently) senior moment!
Given all the tariff angst and economic stress, here's a PSA for consideration:
A loan at a bank can take 30 years to pay off. If you rob a bank, you're out in 10 years.
Follow me for more financial advice! 
It was suggested I write a book. That's a novel concept! (Financial advice?)
Can I 'damage' a word? Possibly!
A teacher told her class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.
Sally raised her hand and said, "My family went to the Bronx Zoo and it was fascinating."
The teacher said, "That's good, but I want you to use the word fascinate."
Naturally, Johnny raised his hand. Although apprehensive, the teacher figured there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate'.
Johnny said loudly, "My sister wears a sweater with ten buttons."
"That's good," said the teacher, "But you didn't used the word 'fascinate'."
He continued, "But her bewbs are so big, she can only 'fasten eight'!" (Damage done!)
Happy Thursday, T-Net nation!
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Re: Pretty sure it's Thursday...but the Dad Joke may be on me!
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May 1, 2025, 8:02 AM
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Where do you learn to make a banana split? In Sundae School! :0)
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Re: Pretty sure it's Thursday...but the Dad Joke may be on me!
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May 1, 2025, 8:06 AM
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"A little old lady goes to her doctor for a checkup. The doctor asks her if she is having any problems. 'Yes doctor, I have a problem. I have to fart a lot. I fart all the time. Fortunately, no one can hear them or smell them. In fact, I have farted twice just since you came in. I bet you couldn’t hear or smell them, could you?'"
"The doctor gives her an examination and says to her, 'I can treat this problem with an over-the-counter medication, a prescription, and a referral.'
'The over-the-counter medication will help your body produce less gas, the prescription medication will help you recover your sense of smell, and I am giving you a referral to an audiologist to see if they can help you to hear better.'”
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Ultimate Tiger [33851]
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Bad at golf? Join the club.
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May 1, 2025, 8:20 AM
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As I get older, I think of all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was a bad idea.
I went to the zoo the other day. There was only one dog in it. It was a Shih Tzu.
I gave all my batteries away today, free of charge.
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lol, +1***
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May 1, 2025, 8:21 AM
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Re: Pretty sure it's Thursday...but the Dad Joke may be on me!
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May 1, 2025, 9:40 AM
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Leather is "rated" based on its texture.
Cows with abundant water sources typically have softer hides, rated "A"
But hides from cows living in hot, dry
climates are typically
"D" Hide-Rated...
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Ultimate Tiger [36054]
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May 1, 2025, 9:50 AM
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What happens when a frog’s car dies?
He needs a jump. If that doesn’t work, he has to get it toad!
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Ultimate Tiger [36054]
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Re: Pretty sure it's Thursday...but the Dad Joke may be on me!
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May 1, 2025, 9:54 AM
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The ‘fascinate’ joke was hilarious!
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