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Post-Hump Day 'Dad-isms'...
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Post-Hump Day 'Dad-isms'...

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May 15, 2025, 11:21 AM
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Tardy, yes...traveling...didn't want to break the streak we have going!

Aah...memories...somewhat painful!
Current generation:
Goes out at night...calls in sick to work the next day.

Our generation:
Go clubbing, get home at 5AM...take a one hour nap...show at work in the same clothes...and a hand stamp. ;) (Internally...ugh)


A study revealed women's preferences for men can change with her cycle. When ovulating, men with rugged, masculine features attract them. But...during the 'discomfort period' or menopause, the likely choice is a man with duct tape over his mouth, a spear lodged in his chest...and he's engulfed in flames. Further studies on this topic are unlikely!!

Happy Thursday, Tiger Nation! Crisp and straight, Lucas and Jacob!

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I only get sick on weekdays. I have a weekend immune system.

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May 15, 2025, 11:53 AM
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Someone asked me the other day why I have so much candy. I said I always have a few Twix up my sleeve.

Someone complimented my parking today. They left a note on my car that said "parking fine".

Today I'm changing the light bulb in the ceiling, but I'm afraid I'll screw it up.

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Re: Post-Hump Day 'Dad-isms'...

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May 15, 2025, 12:47 PM
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Have you heard about the book Michael Jackson wrote years ago?

It's called "The Ins and Outs of Child Rearing"

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I try to save a life a day, usually it is my own.


lol, +1***

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May 15, 2025, 12:48 PM
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May 15, 2025, 1:19 PM
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This janitor asked me if I wanted to smoke some weed with him.

I politely declined…I can’t deal with high maintenance people!

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Re: Post-Hump Day 'Dad-isms'...

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May 15, 2025, 1:35 PM
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A pirate went to the doctor and said “I have miles on me back”.
The doctor said “It’s ok. They’re benign”.
The pirate said “Count again, I think there be ten”.

How do you roast a cobbler?
You make fun of his shoes.

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