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You get your self a nice slice of Za from there every now
Jun 8, 2021, 7:45 AM
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and always?
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Some good za, nice summer night, clean fresh
Jun 8, 2021, 8:03 AM
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ribbed tank top, t-tops off on the IROC-Z, The Boss pumping, your best girl Mia waxing three pieces of Wrigley's at once in the seat next to you.......THE BEST.
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The gym leaving my delts poppin' Tribal tats glistening in
Jun 8, 2021, 8:06 AM
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the sun. Life is good.
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Got my Oakley's clean, and my spikes iced***
Jun 8, 2021, 8:09 AM
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Those oakleys really help cut down the glare from my
Jun 8, 2021, 8:16 AM
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best girls hoop earrings.
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Pretty cool, Pisan!
Jun 8, 2021, 7:53 AM
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Wait, there was no smog and no fake tanned people pumping
Jun 8, 2021, 8:09 AM
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fists at all in that video. Well now I never want to go to Jersey.
GTL BABY!!!!
You ever split a slice and a nice Diet Coke with a friend before you dick them down there?
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Re: One bite, everyone knows the rules....Barstool pizza review
Jun 8, 2021, 8:27 AM
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Of the list of things that annoys tf out of me about
Jun 8, 2021, 8:28 AM
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Portnoy, here's a top 3 one: "One bite, everybody knows the rules!"
Cool catchphrase, bro. But every. Single. Time. He takes two bites. And then a third. And then a fourth. And THEN he offers a score. I mean, you're not even close to following your OWN CATCHPHRASE. Everybody knows the rules, EXCEPT YOU, DAVE.
This fuckin' guy.
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I want to like him, but he annoys me so much.
Jun 8, 2021, 8:31 AM
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TAKE THE FUGKIN BITE AND GIVE THE SCORE, DAVE...THEN TAKE MORE BITES IF YOU WANT
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that seems to be more of a 'you' problem*
Jun 8, 2021, 8:43 AM
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* "problem" used extremely lightly, because it's not really a problem or anything to be worried about....more that a shitton of people know whoo he is...not just jerz
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Oh I know....I'm sure my 17yo son would recognize him
Jun 8, 2021, 8:47 AM
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in 5 seconds and this is just more evidence of my quickly waning level of cultural awareness.
He asked me if I wanted to watch the Mayweather fight the other night and I said "sure, who's Logan Paul?" I may as well have asked Nointroduction who Mick Jagger was.
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did you watch it?
Jun 8, 2021, 8:50 AM
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I watched for free, and i still want a refund
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Now I'm ready for another rant where you say that all things
Jun 8, 2021, 9:15 AM
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pop culture were better in the 90's and that this decline of awesomeness has never happened in the history of the world, and how none of it has anything to do with you getting old and out of touch.
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Seriously....no clue. Assume he started barstool based
Jun 8, 2021, 8:57 AM
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on this thread.
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And yes, I'm sure it feels like I'm engaging in
Jun 8, 2021, 8:58 AM
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#PostLikeProdigalDay
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you've never had a sip of coffee
Jun 8, 2021, 9:08 AM
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you've got a lot of things on your list of 'things to experience' higher than a Dave Portnoy pizza review poast
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Yeah, well you never
Jun 8, 2021, 9:41 AM
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I can see our fishing trip together will need some tweaks:
Jun 8, 2021, 10:12 AM
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buy bait, grab breakfast and a coffee bottle of water at the bait shop.
Launch the boats, catch a bunch of fish, and crack the first ice cold beer bottle of water around 9 am.
From that point on, we'll drink another ice cold beer bottle of water after each fish is caught until we are hammers hydrated.
Good times.
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My cooler is normally filled with
Jun 8, 2021, 10:53 AM
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3 or 4 waters and a coke (vanilla or cherry). I also throw in a couple cheese sticks, pack of crackers or granola or cereal bar. It's going to be so much fun. I may go tonight if it doesn't rain butt I think it's gonna rain.
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The jealousy around Portnoy cracks
Jun 8, 2021, 11:03 AM
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me up. He is a loud mouth that has made a bajillion dollars from nothing. Pretty good story he has and he has done a lot of good through the pandemic. Not sure why everyone wants to hate so much.
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Great for him, but that doesn't make him any less annoying.
Jun 8, 2021, 11:17 AM
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I wouldn't be able to tolerate being around him for any extended period of time because he's so legitimately arrogant. Fortunately for him, he doesn't have to care about my opinion of him.
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i kinda agree....i'm not a fan, per se
Jun 8, 2021, 11:23 AM
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but i'm also def not NOT a fan, either...
90% of my barstool intake (don't be groce) is the Minute Man vids on IG. usually get a kick outta those rants and almost always agree w/ his take
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I like Uncle Chaps on Twitter sometimes and the Answer
Jun 8, 2021, 11:26 AM
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The Internet segments are good.
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I feel like he did something wrong with his first wife but I
Jun 8, 2021, 11:30 AM
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cannot recall what happened.
Anyways, he annoys me and he is pretentious AF, but he does good stuff, especially raising money during COVID for small businesses.
I think it is kinda like the Joe Rogan thing, when all the BROS worship the guy, I start to get skeptical. Probably more of a commentary on me than him.
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I dont know why I watched a minute of that but what I learnt
Jun 8, 2021, 9:00 AM
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is he's a fagg
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Samesies. And if its so awesome up there, why are people
Jun 8, 2021, 9:39 AM
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selling out and moving down here where it's hot and it sucks and we're all stupid and we talk too slow and we don't have bagels and what are grits and there aren't any good deli's?
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You have bagels, just not **good** bagels.***
Jun 8, 2021, 9:45 AM
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so, funny...i just got a text from my old boss
Jun 8, 2021, 9:57 AM
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who lives in that same town....wants to talk tonight about moving to Gville for 6 months a year
what you didn't mention is the taxes / cost of living / govt
no one moves to SC for the food....not that it's bad, specifically (I wouldn't have said that 20 years ago). But that's like saying "I moved here because of the locals' optimal walking speed"
and there's like 2 serviceable delis. maybe 3, and that just because I won't claim to know all of them
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So what's your score of this pie, DGU ? ?***
Jun 8, 2021, 9:54 AM
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it's actually been a very long time
Jun 8, 2021, 10:00 AM
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i think the last time I've been IN there was 10-15 years ago (used to go monthly....harder now when I'm there 2 weeks out of the year)...
past several years, we get pizza from Esposito's, <1 mile east.....i'd give that an even 8, and the nod over what I remember of Squan Tavern.
Random: The "Carmen" the owner mentions used to be my barber
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