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McNasty McNeese beatdown 'Dad Joke' Thursday
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Mar 20, 2025, 8:45 AM
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Channeling my inner Jedi Kermit® innuendo!
A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around his full shop and said, "About two hours." The guy left.
A week later, the same guy popped his head in again asking, "How long before I can get a haircut?" "About an hour and a half" the barber answered.
The barber turned to his fried and said, "Salty, do me a favor and follow him...see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but never returns."
Salty returns a little while later, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, "So where does he go?" Wiping tears from his eyes, Salty said, "Your house!"
Go Tigers...send Wade packing for Raleigh...bless his heart!
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Dynasty Maker [3548]
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Re: McNasty McNeese beatdown 'Dad Joke' Thursday
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Mar 20, 2025, 8:48 AM
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What is Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1
What does a nosy pepper do? It gets jalapeno business!
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Re: McNasty McNeese beatdown 'Dad Joke' Thursday
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Mar 20, 2025, 8:55 AM
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T.G.I.F. !
No, S.H.I.T.
T.G.I.F. !
No, S.H.I.T.
Thank Goodness It's Friday!
No,
Sorry Honey, It's Thursday
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Ultimate Tiger [34907]
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Two men and a lion
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Mar 20, 2025, 8:58 AM
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Two men are touring through a game park when they eventually come across a lion that has not eaten for many days. The lion starts hunting the two men. The men sprint as fast as they can until one of them starts to tire and decides to say a prayer, "Please turn this lion into a Christian, Lord."
He turns to see if the lion is still chasing and he sees the lion on its knees. Overjoyed to see his prayer answered, he turns around and heads toward the lion. As he nears closer to the lion, he hears it saying a prayer: "Thank you Lord for the food I am about to receive."
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Re: McNasty McNeese beatdown 'Dad Joke' Thursday
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Mar 20, 2025, 8:59 AM
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A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers' attention, he is yelling, "D@m fish for sale! Get your d@m fish here!" A pastor hears this and asks, "Why are you calling them 'd@m fish.'" The boy responds, "Because I caught these fish at the local d@m." The pastor buys a couple fish, takes them home to his wife, and asks her to cook the d@m fish. The wife responds surprised, "I didn't know it was acceptable for a preacher to speak that way." He explains to her why they are d@m fish. Later at the dinner table, he asks his son to pass the d@m fish. He responds, "That's the spirit, Dad! Now pass the f*cking potatoes!"
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O deer***
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Mar 20, 2025, 9:33 AM
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Ultimate Tiger [34851]
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Re: McNasty McNeese beatdown 'Dad Joke' Thursday
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Mar 20, 2025, 10:09 AM
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I accidentally took a 10 minute cell phone video of my shoes yesterday.
It was some pretty good footage.
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Mar 20, 2025, 12:11 PM
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My wife told me the other day that I’ve really grown as a person. She said, “you’ve gotten fat.” But I know what she meant.
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