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Low-Key Saturday Dad Jokes...
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May 3, 2025, 7:30 AM
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How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together.
If I find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery, I'll kill him with my BEAR hands!
(Low-key, or simply lame?  )
Ok...cutting to the chase:
My body isn't always a temple these days. It's more of a haunted house at times...needing some work, makes mysterious noises...and occasionally the spirit of a grouchy old man pops up, annoyed by everything!
As evidence:
I went to the doctor with hearing problems. He said, "Can you describe the symptoms?"
"Yeah", I replied, "Homer's the fat dude and Marge has blue hair."
Have a super Saturday, Tiger Nation. Get out and be a star-dusted force of chaos if need be! 
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May 3, 2025, 7:44 AM
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"Two nuns are riding their bicycles around the backstreets of Rome. One nun looks over at the other and says, 'You know, I’ve never come this way before.' The other nun replies, 'Must be the cobblestones.'”
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May 3, 2025, 9:14 AM
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I’ve got a photographic memory, but I always forget to develop it.
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Ring of Honor [22175]
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Gotta digitize that hard drive!
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May 3, 2025, 12:07 PM
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May 3, 2025, 12:06 PM
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How do astronauts organize a trip?
The planet.
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May 3, 2025, 12:10 PM
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How do astronauts organize a trip?
The planet.
"They planet"
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Ultimate Tiger [33888]
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I broke my finger at work. On the other hand, I'm fine.
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May 3, 2025, 12:17 PM
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A man thought his wife wasn't serious when she said she would leave him if he didn't stop singing I'm a Believer. Then he saw her face.
Michael Jackson had a clothing store. He called it Billy Jeans.
I just wrote a book about reverse psychology. Do not read it.
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Ultimate Clemson Legend [101105]
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lol***
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