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Let the groans begin...'Dad Joke' Weekend...

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Salty55®

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Let the groans begin...'Dad Joke' Weekend...

Feb 8, 2025, 7:14 AM

What did one hat say to the other?

Stay here...I'm going on ahead.

What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?

A barbercue. (I just share what's on the calendar! Groan on!)

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hutto117

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Re: Let the groans begin...'Dad Joke' Weekend...

Feb 8, 2025, 7:35 AM

1st joke gets a 👍
2nd joke not so much

GO TIGERS BEAT THE BLUE DEVILS!!!!!

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Re: Let the groans begin...'Dad Joke' Weekend...

Feb 8, 2025, 7:52 AM

If you're into funny jokes, then I've got a corny one-liner about construction I'd love to tell you next, but unfortunately, I'm still working on it.

Breaking news: Did you hear about the robbery at the glue factory? Apparently it was a stickup.

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I try to save a life a day, usually it is my own.

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Re: Let the groans begin...'Dad Joke' Weekend...

Feb 8, 2025, 8:39 AM

l've started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes.

It's all about raisin awareness.

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e2themfd

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Re: Let the groans begin...'Dad Joke' Weekend...

Feb 8, 2025, 8:47 AM

How far can a dog run in the woods?

Halfway, then it’s running out.

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Re: Let the groans begin...'Dad Joke' Weekend...

Feb 8, 2025, 8:51 AM

Did you hear they outlawed round bales of hay in Georgia?
No, why would they do that?
Cows can’t get a square meal.
🥁 Remember to tip your waitress and bartender. I will be here all week.

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