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Let 'Dad Jokes' push you over the Hump!
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Let 'Dad Jokes' push you over the Hump!

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May 14, 2025, 6:47 AM
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Yesterday's collection is gonna be tough to top! It was stellar! :)

It seems Trumps tariffs are so effective, even the Pope was made in the USA!!

I just noticed the time...now I'm confounded a bit! Is it too late for coffee...or too early for whisky?

For you cat owners, note this: The cat owns the house...that's why 'homeowner' has 'meow' in it. You're welcome.

I am done with gummies! I sat for three hours last night thinking, if someone from Holland married a Filipino, would their children by Hollapinos?

Alright T-Net, get out there and, at a minimum, be a questionably functional human seizing the day...or giving appearances of trying! ;)

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Re: Let 'Dad Jokes' push you over the Hump!

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May 14, 2025, 7:00 AM
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Never buy anything made from Velcro. Its a total ripoff! :0)

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What time is the best to schedule your dental visit?

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May 14, 2025, 7:30 AM
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Tooth-thirdy

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ALL IN!!


Re: Let 'Dad Jokes' push you over the Hump!

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May 14, 2025, 7:13 AM
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A little five year old girl was usually driven to school by her grandad, but one day he wasn’t feeling well, so the grandmother took her to school.

That night, the little girl told her parents, “the ride with grandma was really different today.”

“Oh?, what made it different?” They asked.

“Well’” she said, “with grandma, we didn’t see a single numb nuts, blind lady, or freaking moron on the road the whole way!”

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lol***

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May 14, 2025, 7:19 AM
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My exwife once said I was a cexual genius.

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May 14, 2025, 7:28 AM
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An "effing" know it all.

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Your stellar reputation is on the line, you know!

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May 14, 2025, 8:20 AM
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But the misfits amongst us are dang glad to have you join the band! :)


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Have you heard about the new corduroy pillow cases?

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May 14, 2025, 7:44 AM
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They’re making headlines

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“Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.” Isaac Asimov
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What is black and white and red all over? A sunburnt penguin.

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May 14, 2025, 8:17 AM
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How did the mountain know what was on the other side? It had a peak.

For a fungi to grow, you must give it as mushroom as possible.

What do you call a dead pine tree? A nevergreen.

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Re: Let 'Dad Jokes' push you over the Hump!

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May 14, 2025, 8:32 AM
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What do you call a psychic midget that escaped from jail?



A small medium at large.

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May 14, 2025, 10:23 AM
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Yesterday I saw an ad that read, "radio for sale, $1. Volume stuck on full.
And I thought, "I can't turn that down."

After playing guitar for years, I thought I could learn to play the piano.
But it's not an easy instrument to pick up.

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