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It's Friday...Dad groan-worthy Jokes ahead...
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It's Friday...Dad groan-worthy Jokes ahead...

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May 2, 2025, 7:24 AM
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You were warned. :)

I had a happy childhood. My dad used to put me in tires and roll me down hills.
Those were Goodyears! (Oh, man...)

Folks are usually (who are the skeptics?) shocked I have a police record...but,
I love their greatest hits!

(It gets worse...bear with me!)

If a toddler refuses to sleep, is it guilty of resisting a rest? :(


Alright, Tiger Nation, take this blank canvas of a day and attack it like a pair of mismatched socks, completely dysfunctional, yet somewhat endearing! ;)

Go Tigers!

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May 2, 2025, 7:25 AM
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the tug abides


I was going to get a brain transplant, but I changed my mind.

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May 2, 2025, 7:44 AM
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Americans can't switch from pounds to kilograms overnight. That would cause mass confusion.

I was going to learn how to juggle, but I didn't have the balls.

"Doctor, I've broken my arm in several places".
Doctor: "Well, don't go to those places".

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May 2, 2025, 10:12 AM
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especially liked the last one!

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May 2, 2025, 11:06 AM [ in reply to I was going to get a brain transplant, but I changed my mind. ]
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Reminds me of the old tried and true patient says “doctor it hurts when I do this (holds arm out for the doc to see). Doctor says “well don’t do that.”

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May 2, 2025, 8:19 AM
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I try to save a life a day, usually it is my own.


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May 2, 2025, 8:31 AM
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Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?
Because he was a little horse!!

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May 2, 2025, 8:35 AM
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Thank you. Thank you. Thank. Like a good baker I neaded those.

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lol, and Happy Friday.***

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May 2, 2025, 8:40 AM
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May 2, 2025, 9:20 AM
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Good stuff as usual! You got a chuckle and an eye roll. Job done!

Have a great day too! It’s the freaking weekend have some fun!

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May 2, 2025, 10:25 AM
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in front of the class the teacher told the student that his average was well below the rest of the class.the student became visibly upset.he thought it was a mean thing to do.

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May 2, 2025, 10:26 AM
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in front of the class the teacher told the student that his average was well below the rest of the class.the student became visibly upset.he thought it was a mean thing to do.

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May 2, 2025, 8:10 PM
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What runs around a cemetery but never moves?

A fence.

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