For an upstart Chinese league football team in Shanghai. Qualified candidates will be compensated for travel costs to San Francisco Harbor where interviews will conducted in a special cargo container. Salary starts at 32 million Yuan per year, or 5 million US dollar. Defensive line coaching experience is a must, but this will be a head coaching job with no general manager to report to. No passport or ID is needed, you will be given all of the proper credentials to coach in Shaghai upon arrival.
Must be able to lift 50 lbs, and demonstrate skill at textile work. This is a full-time position.