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Ring of Honor [21860]
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Good Tuesday morning, Dad Jokesters!
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Apr 29, 2025, 7:27 AM
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I stumbled into bed late last night. "You're drunk!", she said.
"How do you know?", I asked.
"You live next door!"
A recently married man is flying to the Florida Keys for a biz trip...his new bride is to accompany him the next day.
Upon arriving, he emails her that he's arrived safely, except when he sends the email, he mistypes the address.
In Boston, a grieving widow, whose husband recently passed, receives the email. She reads it, screams...and faints. Hearing her grandmother's cry, the widow's 18 year old granddaughter runs to the room to see the computer on with a message:
"Dear Love...just got here. Preparing for your arrival tomorrow. Can't wait to see you! Love, Me.
P.S. It sure is hot down here!
Go Tigers!
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Paw Master [17004]
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Apr 29, 2025, 7:30 AM
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Not bad. Laughed out loud.
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Dynasty Maker [3300]
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Apr 29, 2025, 7:31 AM
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Why did the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing! :0)
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TigerNet Elite [74573]
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Apr 29, 2025, 7:41 AM
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All-In [10765]
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Apr 29, 2025, 8:14 AM
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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket.
"Watch how far I can kick this bucket."
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TigerNet Elite [71877]
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Apr 29, 2025, 8:21 AM
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"A woman asked an old, retired Army general when was the last time he made love to a woman. The general replied, '1959, ma'am.' The woman, in disbelief, said, '1959?! That long? Come with me, and let me make your night better.' The woman and general went back to her apartment and made passionate love. Afterward, the woman cuddled up to the general and said, 'Well, you sure haven't forgotten anything since 1959.' The general looked at her, confused, and replied, 'I sure hope not! It's only 21:30 now.'"
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Ultimate Tiger [35225]
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Apr 29, 2025, 8:28 AM
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What is a guitar player’s favorite Italian food?
Strum-boli!
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Ultimate Tiger [33408]
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Apr 29, 2025, 10:03 AM
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Why did the pig get sent to the principal’s office?
He was being a ham.
Apologies to my friend Pig® who I’m sure was never sent to the principal’s office. 😜
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