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Good morning, T-Net...it's Tuesday Groan, err...'Dad Joke' time!
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Ring of Honor [23521]
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Good morning, T-Net...it's Tuesday Groan, err...'Dad Joke' time!
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May 27, 2025, 7:14 AM
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Jumping right in!
One vowel saved another vowel's life. The saved one says, "Aye E, I O U!" (insert eye roll!)
A man sees a woman at a bar and asks if he can buy her a drink. She says, "Sure, but it won't do you any good."
A bit later, he offers to buy her a second drink. Again, "Sure," she says, "But it won't do you any good."
At closing time, he asks if she'd like to come up to his apartment. And once again she replies, "Sure...but it won't do you any good."
Inviting her into his apartment he turns and says, "You're the most beautiful woman I've ever had the pleasure of meeting. I want you for my wife."
"Oh!", she replied. "That's different! Send her in and don't forget to close the door on your way out!" 
Boss: "I don't think you like your job anymore."
Me: "I love my job but rarely get to do it because I'm doing everyone else's job!"
It's a short week (theoretically), Tiger Nation! Enjoy it! 
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lol, +1***
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May 27, 2025, 7:57 AM
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Re: Good morning, T-Net...it's Tuesday Groan, err...'Dad Joke' time!
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May 27, 2025, 8:02 AM
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Why did the football team pay in cash? They needed a quarter back! :0)
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Re: Good morning, T-Net...it's Tuesday Groan, err...'Dad Joke' time!
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May 27, 2025, 8:20 AM
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A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis". The wife falls on the floor laughing when a pop up on the screens says, "Error, not long enough."
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Ultimate Tiger [34881]
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A woman thought she'd beat her husband at Scrabble, but he wooden letter.
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May 27, 2025, 8:37 AM
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When someone tells me to stop, I don't know if it's in the name of love, if it's hammer time, or if I need to collaborate and listen.
I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked if it was to scale. I said. "No, It's to look at."
Dear vets - thanks for putting your life on the line so I can live mine.
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Ultimate Tiger [34738]
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Re: Good morning, T-Net...it's Tuesday Groan, err...'Dad Joke' time!
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May 27, 2025, 8:38 AM
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I applied for a job hanging mirrors.
It's something I can see myself doing.
I’ve been hiding out from exercising.
That’s right. I’m in the fitness protection program.
Did you know...frogs can jump higher than the Eiffel Tower?
Because the Eiffel Tower can't jump.
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Re: Good morning, T-Net...it's Tuesday Groan, err...'Dad Joke' time!
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May 27, 2025, 10:05 AM
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Geology rocks!
But, Geography is where it’s at!!
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Ring of Honor [23521]
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Holy Cow!
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May 27, 2025, 3:41 PM
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You guys had 'pent up quality' to deliver! These are awesome!
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